“I can fix her”
tall, dark & handsome
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
Can you imagine that workplace environment though?
"Hey boss, I’m leaving for that 2 weeks paid training on how to catfish a bird my height and get it pregnant with a syringe. "
“Don’t forget receipts for accounting.”
This is such a wacky world, I love it.
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Walnut a.k.a. Nutcracker
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Birds man. I have a cockatiel I rescued. She’s the sweetest, cutest, most delicate princess. But don’t you dare try to touch her, she will go full dinosaur move, except with me.
Nobody is allowed anywhere near her except daddy. She’s glued to me and always demanding my attention and scritches, but won’t let my wife or kids touch her.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s a magnificent birb, some danger in the relationship is assumed.
But they can prob bond over chicken nuggets dinner.EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 years ago
How to teach cranes the Praying Mantis path (kill after mating)?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Apparently this is a thing with ostriches too?
Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Femme Fatale
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I have some sad news.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.
They had 8 chicks together.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bro better have gotten ‘Exceeds Expectations’ On his performance review
flicker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can you imagine if she had rejected him? She could’ve killed him!
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
That man’s human son is gonna pilot the starship Enterprise.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I wonder if he had another partner. And if they were jealous.
USSMojave@startrek.website 2 years ago
Amazing
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
DrownedRats@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She lived almost 3 times the average life expectancy for her species!?! That’s genuinely insane! Imagine a human living to 180 years old!
flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 years ago
Wow, I initially thought that she spontaneously chose her caretaker as a mating partner, but the process was apparently much more involved!
Really cute though how the caretaker was really also close to her:
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
All the other male crane’s instincts: “How is she with him?”
Walnut’s instincts: “You’re weird AF, let’s roll the dice on genetic fitness.”