“I can fix her”
tall, dark & handsome
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
Can you imagine that workplace environment though?
"Hey boss, I’m leaving for that 2 weeks paid training on how to catfish a bird my height and get it pregnant with a syringe. "
“Don’t forget receipts for accounting.”
This is such a wacky world, I love it.
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Walnut a.k.a. Nutcracker
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Birds man. I have a cockatiel I rescued. She’s the sweetest, cutest, most delicate princess. But don’t you dare try to touch her, she will go full dinosaur move, except with me.
Nobody is allowed anywhere near her except daddy. She’s glued to me and always demanding my attention and scritches, but won’t let my wife or kids touch her.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s a magnificent birb, some danger in the relationship is assumed.
But they can prob bond over chicken nuggets dinner.EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How to teach cranes the Praying Mantis path (kill after mating)?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Apparently this is a thing with ostriches too?
Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Femme Fatale
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I have some sad news.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.
They had 8 chicks together.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bro better have gotten ‘Exceeds Expectations’ On his performance review
flicker@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you imagine if she had rejected him? She could’ve killed him!
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That man’s human son is gonna pilot the starship Enterprise.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder if he had another partner. And if they were jealous.
USSMojave@startrek.website 1 month ago
Amazing
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
DrownedRats@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She lived almost 3 times the average life expectancy for her species!?! That’s genuinely insane! Imagine a human living to 180 years old!
flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Wow, I initially thought that she spontaneously chose her caretaker as a mating partner, but the process was apparently much more involved!
Really cute though how the caretaker was really also close to her:
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
All the other male crane’s instincts: “How is she with him?”
Walnut’s instincts: “You’re weird AF, let’s roll the dice on genetic fitness.”