I suffer tragedy every night

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”

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    • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The visceral sense of dread and helpless rage I just felt is your fault.

      Okay, it’s the cat’s fault, but also your fault.

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• crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks exactly like my Ollie… He’ll be back, but will probably poke my face with his cold wet nose before settling back down between my feet.

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  my cat hates when i cough

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• proudblond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My husband’s cat (by her own designation—she chose him) sleeps at the foot of my side of the bed because I don’t kick her in my sleep. But as soon as he’s awake, she leaps up to go and snuggle with him.

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    for me it’s similar. most of the night our orange boy is sleeping on my wife’s legs, sometimes he changes to me, but usually not to long because i move to much. in the morning he is them doing all the effort to wake us up, from lying on your chest and purring, over licking your ear to chewing on my apnoe hose… whatever works. our other cat used to sleep on us too, but he got annoyed to much that the orange one bothers him each time. recent addition is him climbing under my blanket and lying in front of me.

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• cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap

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• cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he’s asleep…

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I shut my bedroom door so my cats can’t get in.

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  • Beacon@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah my cats would be welcome to stay if they wouldn't attack my toes while I'm sleeping, but they do

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    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You need a duvet

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OP farted and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.

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  • starik@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They don’t care about that. They will hang out at your feet while you’re taking a shit.

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    • StuffYouFear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or on bang the door to be let in to sit at your feet in the bathroom

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• apparia@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I may be overthinking it but this gives me “AI generated trying to look like photoshop” vibes. There’s some weird distortion in top half that actually slants the panels but that could just be a particularly avant-garde kind of deep frying.

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  • mirshafie@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s slanted by 0.25° which is fucking wild. I love it.

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  • RandomHugs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just enjoy the meme and shut up.

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    • apparia@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  its an orange, what you expect.

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• Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mine won’t chill on the bed, mine insists laying on me lol it just sucks if you need to get back up, because then you’ll feel bad!

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• kn33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.

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