Quickly, before November arrives!

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I forget there’s a subculture of strangers that decide the not masturbate for a month, in solidarity, for no reason at all.

  The idea that someone takes it so seriously that they include it under the Achievements section of their resume. And one day, finally, the hiring manager is a fellow cultist.

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  • Seralth@piefed.seralth.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Funfact, it causes a small blip in the increased cases of prostate problems every year as well.

    Drastically changing your masturbation habits is apparently not that healthy for you.

    Upside the problems and pain it can cause also increases the amount of early discovery of prostate cancer every year.

    So people are causing them self just enough medical problems to go to the doctor to get their prostate looked it and finding cancer they otherwise wouldn’t have known about.

    Downside the pain and problem your causing yourself and the fact it takes that to get people to go to the fucking doctor.

    For the youngins doing it, it’s what ever. But for those of us with prostate and getting up there in years. GO GET YOUR SELF CHECK PROSTATE CANCER ISNT A JOKE.

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  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Did three consecutive NNN’s” goes hard on your resumee

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      goes hard

      Slippery slope…

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  • Flatulent69Iguana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They changed No Shave November to this because they can’t grow any. And none of them last a week because it wasn’t many months ago they learned they could.

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  • RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I much prefer the no smoking November, but at the same time I like the NNN shitposts

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  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    IMO, the only good thing that came out of it (don’t laugh), is the annual thematic content on the light-green website

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wank me up when November ends

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    😂

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  • aksdb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t end of November still November?

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you’re afraid I’ll fail “no-fap November”, please be assured that was going to happen no later than Bonfire Night

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• glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean Nonstop Nut November? I do that every year! I’m always interested in novel ways to keep it fresh!

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ninety Nut November!

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    really? Do I have to make the correction again?

    Just call it Nut November.

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• TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ribbed for your pleasure.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.

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• Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Idk about y’all but I’m not fucking my hand when jerking off. More texture on my hand wouldn’t make a difference lol

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• svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jerk off? During Locktober?!

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  • bold_omi@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah, cocktober.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• crystalmathadept@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Use tiger balm like a real man

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• LovelyMover@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  the gratinator

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