JokeDeity
@JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon's job has perks 16 hours ago:
Yes
- Comment on Sun Tzu, the Art of War 1 week ago:
I heard for 35 years about how great this is and how it’s this masterpiece of strategical knowledge.
It’s the most basic possible shit. You could summarize that entire book as “big army win, small army lose”. Every single piece of advice offered is just the only logical option that common sense would give any reasonable person, there’s no complex nuance to it at all.
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 week ago:
What type, how old?
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 1 week ago:
I’m very conventionally attractive, as told by others, not in my own opinion. It doesn’t make the fear of rejection any different. After my ex broke up with me it’s 20x worse, I have no confidence to talk to women, even when I fully recognize they’re checking me out.
- Comment on Anon is smart or dumb 1 week ago:
In the other hand, I have lost an unreasonable number of hours to jacking it in my life.
- Comment on Anon is smart or dumb 1 week ago:
A shower and clean clothes instantly puts you in the top ten percent.
- Comment on Anon writes an essay 1 week ago:
It’s funny how conservatives have the same view about EVERYTHING they haven’t experienced before. It’s always scary and evil, no matter what it is. If butterflies were introduced to the Earth tomorrow you know they would be spreading memes about Satan’s bugs or whatever the fuck.
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 week ago:
No, what type of work? And is it fair to assume under 25 years old?
- Comment on Anon wants to be fatty 1 week ago:
How much do you weigh?
- Comment on Anon wants to be fatty 1 week ago:
I’m confused by “6 Onion rings”. Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? 🤣
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 week ago:
How old are you and what type of jobs have you worked in your past?
- Comment on That Eminem song now has a whole new meaning 3 weeks ago:
Why is every devout religious person mentally retar-- nevermind.
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 4 weeks ago:
I honestly don’t understand this. It’s not that expensive to just host a website where you publish your research to instead of using these scheisters.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I did hear a small bit about that, good on Gunn.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
No, I haven’t enjoyed superhero movies in like almost 2 decades, the genre lost it’s heart and soul for me mostly due to the MCU empire.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Change it to the IDF and it’s Clark reporting on Gaza.
- Comment on We have always been at war with the Kingdom of Myrm 3 months ago:
Most of us are rat shit eaters anyhow.
- Comment on human geography 3 months ago:
My favorite of these, which unfortunately I didn’t grow up there to experience it first hand, is that in Minnesota and Wisconsin some people call doing donuts in your car “whipping shitties”.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 months ago:
Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 months ago:
Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 months ago:
No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 months ago:
Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 months ago:
Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 4 months ago:
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
- Comment on Anon's split personality 4 months ago:
Honestly I would be better off if I felt like this instead.
- Comment on Anon's best friend is a repper 4 months ago:
Living in Indiana feels like this. You’re either one of the moronic clones all repeating the same stuff like robots, or no one likes you, so you either blend in with the idiots or be shunned and friendless.
- Comment on Anon daydreams 4 months ago:
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
- Comment on Anon has nothing to do 4 months ago:
20, lol. My “her” lasted more than half your life, I don’t think you know what pain really is yet, chief.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.