JokeDeity
@JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on We have always been at war with the Kingdom of Myrm 1 month ago:
Most of us are rat shit eaters anyhow.
- Comment on human geography 1 month ago:
My favorite of these, which unfortunately I didn’t grow up there to experience it first hand, is that in Minnesota and Wisconsin some people call doing donuts in your car “whipping shitties”.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 2 months ago:
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
- Comment on Anon's split personality 2 months ago:
Honestly I would be better off if I felt like this instead.
- Comment on Anon's best friend is a repper 2 months ago:
Living in Indiana feels like this. You’re either one of the moronic clones all repeating the same stuff like robots, or no one likes you, so you either blend in with the idiots or be shunned and friendless.
- Comment on Anon daydreams 2 months ago:
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
- Comment on Anon has nothing to do 2 months ago:
20, lol. My “her” lasted more than half your life, I don’t think you know what pain really is yet, chief.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.