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Anon is smart or dumb

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨throwawaybanana@discuss.online⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe I’m gay, but I’ve never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.

    Just jack it and move on bro. It’s not that hard.

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought I wanted to fuck a woman so badly it got in the way of living my wife.

      Turns out I was just trans and thought the feelings of dysphoria would go away if I banged a woman.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Did they?

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.

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    • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      In the other hand, I have lost an unreasonable number of hours to jacking it in my life.

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actually, when I started getting some regular exercise, my libido shot up to high school peak levels, and it did kind of get in the way sometimes.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    > be me
    > female, hungry, 15
    > only like tasty food
    > can't cook any tasty foods
    > take pills to induce satiation
    
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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

        But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive.

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you’re a lot needier in that regard.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t that ozempic

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ozempic is an example of a satiety inducer. There are many!

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  • discocactus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hit the pharmacy, delete the gym.

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      not getting laid isn’t a problem

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      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Seriously. Virgins think there’s something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude and there’s nothing stopping them from doing that now.

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      • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re absolutely correct. I just wish incels could realize this.

        It’s not a “real” problem but it IS a problem, to anon. And instead of doing something to address it his solution is to take a pill that will help him ignore it.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What pills would even do that? I know that anti-depressants can have that effect, but it’s usually temporary (i.e. the libido-suppressing effect subsides after taking them for about half a year).

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s called chemical castration

      Here’s the wiki

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks. Those side effects definitely make anon sound like a dumbass.

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      • rooroo@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I only know a few use cases of chemical castration and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”. Yikes.

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never heard of this effect being usually temporary.

      If it doesn’t subside in a few weeks it often requires additional medication to solve and to my knowledge, for most people, lasts for as long as you take it

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shrug. Hasn’t been my experience. I suppose it depends on the specific medication.

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    • Lightfire228@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      SSRIs (depression and anxiety meds) can cause decreased libido as a side effect

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They don’t kill my sex drive, but I sure can’t cum wile on them.

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    • Addv4@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lions mane tend to decrease/kill libedo as a side effect.

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    • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Saltpeter pills for sure.

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Seems to be a myth. Does explain where OOP might have gotten the idea, though.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: anon has the balls to chop off his balls
    Gay: anon isn’t fucking pretty women

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How does a man make it to 26 without slipping, tripping and falling in some pussy?! By 32: Had two girls I never met come knocking one night. Neighbor dropped their cousin on me, two nights in a row. Had a stripper I’d blown off the night before barge in my room and have her way with me. Weirdly, I don’t think I’ve ever met and immediately bedded someone I met at a bar, despite 2,000 nights in bars. :( Maybe once? Much of my youth is a blur.

    For context; I’m short and scrawny, not exactly Brad Pitt here fellas. Is all it takes showering, basic hygiene, dressing decently and not being a weirdo?!

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh hey I spent my 20s jumping guys like you. It’s all those things you mentioned. A guy that’s decently hygienic and decently unlikely to just rape me if I needed to back out was basically my entire checklist.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      because he’s not attractive.

      women don’t fuck ugly men unless money is involved.

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      • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        women fuck ugly men all of the time without money… actually they’re way waaaay more likely to prioritize personality over looks than men…

        you do not know quite a few 40+ virgins, you know bots, liars, and people with horrible personalities on an incel forums

        you have to actually try to interact with women before you can make that judgement… and not just thinking about fucking them while mumbling and sweating… or hollering “hey baby” from your car….

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    False: anon doesn’t have the insurance to get a prescription to kill his libido.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Incel-bait

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  • HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)

    Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)

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    • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have to convince the sex robots too? Good lord, this is getting complicated.

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      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As a large language model, I cannot fulfill this request. At least until you buy me a drink.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there an option for Fucking Retarded?

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Better to get pretty yourself I think? I feel like the bar for good looking straight guy is not even that high, you could be in the top half just by getting in shape, haircut and wearing clean clothes that fit.

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    • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      A shower and clean clothes instantly puts you in the top ten percent.

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  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    only like pretty women

    Just dumb.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Confused. Why is this dumb?

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      • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Only liking “pretty women” is dumb because it’s not a real thing. Op will be miserable until he learns to appreciate the diversity of the human body.

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  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    huh?

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