Anon's job has perks

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please don’t shit in the restrooms, I take unofficial breaks in there

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit

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    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We have a “flush as soon as it hits the water” rule at my job.

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• Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks Obama

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Arnazon

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• abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  is the date cropped because it’s from today? because it seems like you went looking for the first post with greentext for the purpose of submitting anything

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  • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

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    • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know what greentexts are, just because I think yours is low effort slop doesn’t mean I need it explained.

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  • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought 4chan was dead? Are people posting green texts somewhere else now?

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    • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A) 4Chan isn’t dead

      B) Greentexts are a part of imageboard culture in general

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  • lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You expect effort in a greentext post?

    I come here to laugh at the idiots on 4chan, not think.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A fine shitpost

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I honestly don’t get it. Is this like an anti joke thing? It’s funny because it’s literally just a shit post about restrooms existing?

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  • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes

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  • stray@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s also pleasantly wholesome to thank the bathroom. Appreciating the small things in life is a healthy mental habit, and it’s just nice to see Anon being healthy.

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poopin on company time!

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay but plumbing for waste disposal is actually insane. You’re telling me that this weird looking chair takes my poop and just… makes it disappear? Takes if off of my property entirely?? They process it so it doesn’t stink up everything??? Kids these days take it all for granted!

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ngl collecting it in a bucket has its perks. You can use it as manure.

    Also with egg prices these days you need an alternative during halloween.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You would not want human manure. Human manure will eventually kill you. Pathogenic bacteria, viruses, prions, parasites, amoebas, heavy metals, plastic, the list could go on for ages but these are my biggest concerns. You will eventually contract a horrific illness from human manure, and it will cause you to wither to a husk before killing you. 0/10, do not recommend.

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• nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  4channer with hygeine? Fake and gay

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didn’t say they wiped after.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtube.com/watch?v=SaVs9_I-rLs&t=105s

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• falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is it called a restroom? No one goes to rest there. Why is it not called a shitroom?

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  • stray@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know about men’s rooms, but in the past is was the norm for women’s rooms to have little lounges where women could literally rest and recover from the difficulties of being so delicate and inferior.

    I’ve seen some modern versions that seem to primarily be for breastfeeding without randos leering at you, but they’re not common in any of the places I’ve lived.

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do sometimes. Wash hands, touch upmakeup, sit for a minute after using facilities.

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    • falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Women have seats in toilets?

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  • Haaveilija@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now that would be a shitty name :(

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  • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because restroom is less crude. Being crude where it’s unnecessary is associated with antisocial behavior.

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but restroom is a weird name that doesn’t convey its purpose.

      Call it the porcelain throne room if you want to be less crude.

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• Jollyllama@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On site no less.

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