Anon gets a police visit

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• bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Fuck this” /taser

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actually harder to say in person. Source: self

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    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Electrostim is gfuuuuunnnnn. :3

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle till i blew. He immediately reached for his taser. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it then other cops stripped me of my precious. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.

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    • degen@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What

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    • M137@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      gobs taser

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  • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unless it’s flammable

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon should be so lucky

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• Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sanest anon

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  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Straightest anon

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    • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which necessarily makes him the chadest chad.

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• EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sex stuff is just not that shocking to any emergency response worker

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or Walgreens employee

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• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This wouldn’t even be close to some of the things some law enforcement workers have had to seen. Arriving at violent crime scenes and having to confirm CSAM are just so much worse than whatever is going on in this greentext.

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure this is very tame compared to what they actually deal with.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No doodoo? Easy day.

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They finally arrested him, but at what cost?

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Free bondage

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• AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  oh come on that wouldn’t even be the weirdest thing they’d seen that week

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a way to celebrate yor cake day.

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• oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet it was extra virgin.

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