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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago⁊ by ⁨not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone⁊ to ⁨[deleted]⁊

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  • Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Here, just use mine.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Stop I can only get so eShrect

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Expires 3024? Nice.

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  • dudeface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    If you transfer me Bitcoin I will send back triple

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    • Stache_@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      wave2:flash1: Trimming armor!

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      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Captain America at the meeting

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  • tired_fedora@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Complain to your local government. Yes, many websites are guilty of surveillance capitalism themselves and are lobbying for it, but the recent push was largely in response to new surveillance laws passed by governments under various guises, such as protecting the youth.

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    • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      My government are pushing for this stuff though.

      Which is why I am here now instead of on reddit where I got fed up of being asked to submit for facial and ID scans. Fuck that! I have seen some of my comments online, there is no way I want my ID permanently attached to that.

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      • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        welcome! great choice!

        I originally planned only joined the boycott like 2years ago because of the third party apps thing but I ended up never going back because lemmy is so much more chill, interesting and fun to me

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      • tired_fedora@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Yes, I assumed so. Welcome to Lemmy! I meant: Complain to your government about it! Only when they are pressured by enough citizens is they’re a chance that they may reconsider.

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        If they associate my online identity with my real one, i am so cooked, i said certain stuff…

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  • slickgoat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    I found out that when confronted with ID surveillance I don’t really want to visit that site after all.

    Companies keep pushing security onto the user at the same time as demanding more personal data.

    They can suck my…

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    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      they have data breaches all the time, if they don’t outright sell it, even to ICE. It’s insane if them to try and frame this as secure

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    I remember a few years back facebook had me ‘verify’ my account by sending them a copy of my ID. I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and my ‘ID’ got accepted.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      For a shady steam keys reselling site, I once sent a picture of my id with literally everything blacked out but my name (they had that from my credit card), and it got accepted too

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    • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Instagram tried that with me a few years ago too and I just made a new account lol

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  • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    They need it to profile new models for their trump island in Albania

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    “for the children”… Lol.

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    • cosmos8188@leminal.space ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Quite the irony when those children are being used as tools. Their age is weaponised against them and projected towards everyone.

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Sure, I can give you a government ID

    it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

    good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

    it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

    if I have to wait that long,

    I’m using a different website

    dickhead

    spoiler

    @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      The beauty of the DHA 🇿🇦

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Why can’t I upvote this more than once?!

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    • KokoSabreScruffy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Duh, because you need a govt id to upvote it twice.

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      • atx_aquarian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Oh, got it. Yeah, I want to do that. But… uh… where do I upload it, I don’t see it?

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  • TheObviousSolution@thebrainbin.org ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    It boggles my mind why Americans and the UK would accept this.

    Wait, no it doesn't.

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    • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I don’t accept it. But wtf can I do about it? Other than abandon every platform that asks for ID. But I have already done that. Which is why I am here.

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      • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Yeah, it’s very simple. Any website that asks for ID clearly doesn’t want any traffic.

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      • TheObviousSolution@thebrainbin.org ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        The problem is the corruption at the level where accepting or not matters. There's always corruption, but competing interests can help dissipate organized attempts at it.

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      • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        I haven’t seen a platform ask for it yet.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Nobody is accepting it, this is the Sociopathic Oligarchs paying the politicians to shove this down our throats.

      Right now, the most effective solution is to stay on a full court offensive press against MAGA, steadily activating every apathetic voter possible, forcing every MAGA to face their fascism, take back Congress in November, and turn it into one enormous investigative body with a thousand tentacles.

      Then we can start putting them in prison for their CRIMES.

      And for those who say the Dems will never do that: Fuck you, YOU are the problem. Instead of signaling that you’ll accept their failure AGAIN, you need to be telling them that they’d better do the jobs we’re electing them to do, OR ELSE!

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      • TheObviousSolution@thebrainbin.org ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Begs the question why a lot of your society idealizes the mechanisms that give rise to those Sociopathic Oligarchs. They didn't spring out of nowhere. Elon Musk is not anyone special. Trump isn't anyone special. It's not a just switch the dial problem, it's a deeply rooted institutional one that will either churn out mild oligarchs at best or wannabe fascists at worst. Trump thrives on an exaggeration of an identity that does exist for a lot of Americans.

        Your current system will never do that, and you've trained yourself to believe the only viable solution that is widely accepted throughout the world, secession, makes you a slave supporter.

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Its happening in the EU too.

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      • TheObviousSolution@thebrainbin.org ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        It's following more of an OAuth model in the EU rather than give private-company-selling-your-data-off-to-Palantir model.

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    • StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      we don’t accept it current government is pushing for it regardless of lack of it in their manifesto I didn’t even vote for them

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  • MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    I wanted to start using Monero. But found I have no way of buying it in my country without giving gov ID to the exchange.

    Some Know Your Customer legalities. Fucking sucks.

    The only other way is sketchy P2P trade sites where you have to trust the person at the other end.

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    • rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Using Local Monero (I’m assuming what you are referring to) is fairly safe in low amounts ($50)

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      • MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        I just meant xmr but localmonero.co/lolks closed.

        But it’s the same for any crypto here.

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    • dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      DM me dude I can send you

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  • Voltarion@piefed.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    I am kinda on the fence with that. On one hand, I am wary of control it may give. On the other, we have children watching hardcore p##n and bots and troll farms spreading disinformation.

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Where are the parents those children belong to? Why do we need to parent for them?

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      • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Every child throughout history got up to secret exploring when they were out of their parents control. This happens to good parents and bad parents alike. It’s natural for children to explore the world and be curious about it’s dark corners. While we need parental supervision, we also need societal control. It takes a village to raise a child.

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      • Voltarion@piefed.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Children don’t belong to parents. And bringing up children has always been a social act. Would you be as ermissive, if those children were abused or neglected?

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    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I would counter:

      Then why are these things okay for adults?

      There is nothing normal about mass consumption of troll farms and bots. The user facing internet is broken and unhealthy, and it’s absolutely mad we pretend like it isn’t. Banning it from children is not even a band-aid.

      …I’m going to set porn aside.

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      • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Middle schoolers passing around deepfakes nudes

        I have no data to confirm this but I’d wager it’s disproportionately kids using that kind of stuff. I think the vast majority of adults who want to look at some titties or whatever are perfectly happy cranking it to one of the millions of freely available pictures and videos out there.

        Hell, last month I had to factory reset some kid’s phone because they downloaded some “undressing app” that obviously turned out to be malware. I’ve helped adults and seniors with their tech before and they do dumb shit too but I’ve never seen one do that

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    • topperharlie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      None of “for the children” initiatives do anything good for them, prevents anything or saves any of them. Also, in most cases politicians who actually rape kids are always exempt.

      As a rule of thumb, never trust any “for the children”, “for security” or “against terrorism”. It never is about those things, and even if some of the people involved think it is, it gives the ill intended people great weapons against free speech, privacy, healthy democracy… These slogans are always to target people’s irrationality and stop them from actually having logical thinking about the implications. They used them in the past and continue to do so because they work.

      The people spreading misinformation will continue to do so because they sooner or later end up in power, and none of these laws will control the government, only the people. Which in itself should trigger you to not trust it.

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    • KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Kids will absolutely find a way around that. Pornhub and similar sites are nowhere close to real hardcore stuff which I will bet all my money on will not implement age verification. Kids will just shift to less mainstream websites with little or no moderation like allowing zoophilia. Even if they somehow censured it almost all like CP how long do you think it will take them to download Tor or a free VPN harvesting their data? There will definitely be that one kid in 6th grade who will spread the word. Even we as kids browsed darknet that was only out of curiosity. Install spyware on your kid’s hardware if you want them to have hard time bypassing it until of a proper age either by buying their own hardware or being smarter than their parents.

      As for disinformation. My discord accounts are getting banned left and right for bot-like activity even though I only use them to separate identities and are 100% human traffic but without a no longer valid email. Idk how scammers bypass it but they probably steal user accounts.

      TLDR; It solves nothing but empowers bigger threats even without government overreach.

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      If it was about the children, they would have done something with the Epstein files.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Idk, I watched hardcore porn as a teenager and I turned out fine. Didn’t everyone? Masturbating to magazines or PG13 movies somehow seems more perverted than porn.

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      • cosmos8188@leminal.space ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        I think he means children in this case. Like a teenager is literally more than fine looking at the stuff as long as its not some fucked up shit (but that applies to everyone really).

        The thing op misses, is the usecase of parental controls. Children should absolutely be guided around the internet, until they grow up to being teenagers.

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      • Voltarion@piefed.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        People who advoc_e beating children also claim that they were beaten and turned out okay. Meanhwile cases of 8 year olds addicted to porn have been already reported.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    But have you considered purchasing this baubles online

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  • Voltarion@piefed.social ⁨1⁊ ⁨week⁊ ago

    Is 8 y.o. a teenager in your book?

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Strava wants my birthdate now … like wtf …

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    • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      My favorite is 1941-12-07. Bots can’t tell it’s fake, but American humans will know it probably is.

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      • me_jumper@infosec.pub ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Not an American. Can you explain?

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