$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
Be prepared
Submitted 9 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kboos1@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 hours ago
This is Mississippi, Meridian; $30k is middle class.
Duranie@leminal.space 3 hours ago
“a house” Shares a duplex with a drug dealer. “a boat” Dealer took a guys boat who racked up debt, but it’s sitting mostly in your backyard. “lake house” Their street floods regularly. “trust fund” He trusts the money he keeps hidden in the back of the bathroom sink is still there.
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Debt is a hell of a drug
NoraLenderbee@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Pace yourself, 5 beers an hour lol
tourist@lemmy.world 30 minutes ago
Highlighted
implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour
it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years
but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me
Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?
Smug_Marmot@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Sounds more like he’s in sales than finance.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
depends on the beer…
rustyfish@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.
toynbee@piefed.social 9 hours ago
jjj@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I don’t know what that’s from, but the premise of “person thinks name tag is for their benefit” alone would be funny enough even if it was actually a name tag.
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 7 hours ago
Used to get so black out wed write our address on our arm and just point to it when the taxi or cops came.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Probably not his name, but still solid
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
The name was my favorite part. Like he’s the worst spy imaginable.
Mac@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
Disclaimer: i recognize this post is a joke
You will never find the Honda you’re shopping for if your filters are set to Toyota
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
I bought my toyota before he went crazy.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
He’s drinking 5 beers/hour, it’s a good precaution.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 hours ago
Getting your legends mixed up is bad tradecraft
danekrae@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
hansolo@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.
What’s your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you’re an… Ursa major! What good fortune!
BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Primus sucks!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 5 hours ago
If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
4 beers.
Seimhe@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.
It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day while you were trying to mow the lawn.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Damn… you just described me.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au 4 hours ago
That was oddly specific AND relatable.
Seimhe@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Hard agree
seathru@quokk.au 6 hours ago
For anyone windering. Its called a “wrist map pouch”.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Honestly, more men should wear thick soled shoes on causal dates. Women have so much help to boost their natural attractiveness; we gotta even the playing field.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
get your shirts tailored
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you’re going to have. over and over again.
Then when things don’t go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If she laughs, she’s a keeper - and if she doesn’t leave she has flag color blindness.
Perfect system.
bstix@feddit.dk 3 hours ago
Soo my hobbies? Yeah, Uranus, I mean stuff in asstrophyligy, like I’m really into cancer … Yeah and boats.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Five beers an hour WHILE there’s a tequila shot right next to him
hansolo@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
That’s just to get up the nerve to drive over there.
… Wait…
Zkuld@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
5 beers and hour max? Now that’s a responsible man.