$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
Be prepared
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kboos1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
This is Mississippi, Meridian; $30k is middle class.
Duranie@leminal.space 1 month ago
“a house” Shares a duplex with a drug dealer. “a boat” Dealer took a guys boat who racked up debt, but it’s sitting mostly in your backyard. “lake house” Their street floods regularly. “trust fund” He trusts the money he keeps hidden in the back of the bathroom sink is still there.
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Debt is a hell of a drug
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Doesn’t matter what year it is if your parents are stacked.
NoraLenderbee@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Pace yourself, 5 beers an hour lol
Smug_Marmot@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sounds more like he’s in sales than finance.
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Highlighted
implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour
it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years
but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me
Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
depends on the beer…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
He’s drinking 5 beers/hour, it’s a good precaution.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
Getting your legends mixed up is bad tradecraft
linkipinki@feddit.org 1 month ago
I though the joke is that he made up a personality to pick her up
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Disclaimer: i recognize this post is a joke
You will never find the Honda you’re shopping for if your filters are set to Toyota
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I bought my toyota before he went crazy.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Primus sucks!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.
What’s your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you’re an… Ursa major! What good fortune!
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”
Seimhe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.
It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day while you were trying to mow the lawn.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn… you just described me.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au 1 month ago
That was oddly specific AND relatable.
Seimhe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hard agree
seathru@quokk.au 1 month ago
For anyone windering. Its called a “wrist map pouch”.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
5 beers and hour max? Now that’s a responsible man.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 1 month ago
If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
4 beers.
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 1 month ago
This is one of them SAT type questions that I’ll never learn to solve. Hats off to you.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Honestly, more men should wear thick soled shoes on causal dates. Women have so much help to boost their natural attractiveness; we gotta even the playing field.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
get your shirts tailored
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you’re going to have. over and over again.
Then when things don’t go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If she laughs, she’s a keeper - and if she doesn’t leave she has flag color blindness.
Perfect system.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Soo my hobbies? Yeah, Uranus, I mean stuff in asstrophyligy, like I’m really into cancer … Yeah and boats.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Five beers an hour WHILE there’s a tequila shot right next to him
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
That’s just to get up the nerve to drive over there.
… Wait…
Zkuld@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
12 ounces (350ml) or 16 ounces (470ml) would be typical for an American beer.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Armand play calls are cool but the radio in the QB helmet is the way to go
rustyfish@piefed.world 1 month ago
Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
Doctor Who: "Look, they gave me a badge with my name in case I forget who I am
jjj@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I don’t know what that’s from, but the premise of “person thinks name tag is for their benefit” alone would be funny enough even if it was actually a name tag.
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Used to get so black out wed write our address on our arm and just point to it when the taxi or cops came.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably not his name, but still solid
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The name was my favorite part. Like he’s the worst spy imaginable.