When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
Let's play this game again
Submitted 1 month ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Wow that’s a good one that I don’t even want to answer for my own moral safety
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your farts smell good, like really good, but only to you.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
Lag@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You also accidentally shift your brain every time you shape shift so you have to engrave messages into your arm like Memento.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I wonder how long it would be till you stopped trusting what was written down
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
you can never hold a solid shape
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn’t make sense
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 month ago
You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened to clayface actually.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You can control the digestive systems of others
Lycist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you lose control of your own when using the power.
Cause a shit, take a shit.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
They said control. They didn’t say they’d use it to directly cause people to shit. As written, they could control their GI such that the direction is reversed.
They could cause people to throw up feces.
hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You can’t control your own
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Teleportation.
ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You don’t get to decide the destination of your teleportation
sonymegadrive@feddit.uk 1 month ago
“… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”
jim3692@discuss.online 1 month ago
So, it’s like the Pipe in Mario Party ?
crypto@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But you have to walk there
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Each time you teleport, a random person you know gets teleported to the place you were
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport
luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
do the clones also have the ability to “teleport” or produce a clone anywhere? because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
All your body parts teleport to different locations
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every time you do it you shit your pants
Demuniac@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
jaschen@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Happiness
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can give it to others but never yourself.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
I’d take that power.
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The happier you are the dumber you get
Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
kinther@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
undone@lemm.ee 1 month ago
[deleted]rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we’re using as decimal and thousand delimitation.
dangercake@feddit.uk 1 month ago
But your nipples itch really badly the whole time
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
MTK@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can shit at will
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Invisibility
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instant teleportation
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shoot butts out my laser
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The ability to the cat
atlien51@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I GET IMMORTALITY!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just gimme photographic memory.
inlandempire@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 1 month ago
I am ironman
lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
ability to make people say what you want them to
Resol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
drmoose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 month ago
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
GusTheBard@midwest.social 1 month ago
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
livingcoder@programming.dev 1 month ago
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
craktok@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Super speed of course!!
penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Real life Ctrl+Z
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279
knight_alva@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 1 month ago
impeccable social skills
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 1 month ago
oh shit oh shit I’ll keep my awkwardness and remain fragrant then
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Discord time
Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Your power only applies to interacteons with animals.
mondomon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s ONLY great social skills with birds. BTW, I’d enjoy this one still.
Sal@mander.xyz 1 month ago
But a sociopath
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When interacting with pedophiles.
It would make for a great pedo radar, though.
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just add many shitty people appreciate is as amazing people