Bullet poops
Let's play this game again
Submitted 15 hours ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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rothaine@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
the bullets fire whether your sphincter is open or not
klao@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
Every time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.
Donkter@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You can also solve world hunger
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 hours ago
You’re full of gunpowder
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Nutsack strays
Resol@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 8 hours ago
The file is encrypted with quantum-proof cryptography.
Resol@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
At least I have it.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“Hi, is there a Resol in the house? My name is Agent uh, Jones, I’m here from the NSA. We’ve got work for you to do.”
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 hours ago
You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened to clayface actually.
Lag@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You also accidentally shift your brain every time you shape shift so you have to engrave messages into your arm like Memento.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
I wonder how long it would be till you stopped trusting what was written down
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
you can never hold a solid shape
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn’t make sense
hddsx@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
You get hit with the same side effect
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
The ability to change the probability of events happening
Greg@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
You can only make things worse
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Dang 😅 Who gets to decide whether I’m making something worse though?
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Name checks out, thank you Spiderman :3
klao@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
The probability of gaining a random illness in your body also changes based on the probability change you make
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 hours ago
Applies only to non terrestrial events
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
Chance of an advanced race of friendly aliens settling on Mars: 0.0000000000000N% => 100%
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
you no longer know what will happen after the first change so the power is a single use
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
You go forward in time to a point where the changes no longer matter.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 14 hours ago
Speed up or slow down time at will
floo@retrolemmy.com 13 hours ago
Side effect: but, every time you do, it causes you to have an eight-hour-long, extremely intense psychedelic experience.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?
crapwittyname@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
But special relativity still applies. So you can only do this by traveling at nearly the speed of light away from or towards your target. Travelling this fast is a separate power with separate side effects, and you don’t have it.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
Read 'The Forever War" by Joe Haldeman. Wormhole / time dilation causes the troops to experience time differnetly from the folks back on Earth. every time they return from a mission, decades or even centuries have passed.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
It affects your aging by 1,042x as much as the speed used. Careful, or you’ll either become dust or Benjamin Button yourself.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 hours ago
The humble shroom trip:
roguetrick@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Requires large amounts of reaction mass and plenty of space.
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
Invisibility
dan69@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Instant teleportation
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
You can control the digestive systems of others
inlandempire@jlai.lu 14 hours ago
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 hours ago
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
the_abecedarian@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Telekinesis
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 11 hours ago
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
knight_alva@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
zloubida@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Mind reading
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Shapeshifting (also, yes)
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
The USA.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Mind reading
Carnelian@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It turns out nobody really thinks often enough for you to get any information
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 hours ago
Twist: everyone is P-zombies but you! The Solipsists were right!
WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
All thoughts are formatted in .docx
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 49 minutes ago
All thoughts are deposited on a random storage medium and format. So you might receive a 3.5" cassette formatted with ZFS or a flashdrive that must be read by laser refraction (like a DVD)
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
When you read someone’s mind you involuntarily blurt out everything you read.
edinbruh@feddit.it 14 hours ago
I think that’s a syndrome
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Crowded subway station = fun times!
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
You’re extra sensitive to reading the minds of non-human animals and can’t turn it off. All the time. Forever.
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klao@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
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OZFive@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
You can’t turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 14 hours ago
Came looking for copper but found gold. Great write-up.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Antarctica here I come!
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
No filter so you hear everything. I hope you are ready to hear non-stop thoughts of pooping, peeing and struggling with bad sleep because one of the elderly people around you is going to be dealing with it.
That’s ignoring all the disturbing thoughts of others you can’t do anything about.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 hours ago
In exchange, all of your thoughts are broadcasted onto an account on every social media, no matter how small, with your name attached to it.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
It works, but there is nothing to read. Enjoy your solipsism!
watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
Everyone secretly despises you.