When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
Let's play this game again
Submitted 11 months ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5938fefa-5cea-4a68-9122-f24ebe841074.jpeg
Comments
REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Allero@lemmy.today 11 months ago
You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence
REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Wow that’s a good one that I don’t even want to answer for my own moral safety
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your farts smell good, like really good, but only to you.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
Lag@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You also accidentally shift your brain every time you shape shift so you have to engrave messages into your arm like Memento.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I wonder how long it would be till you stopped trusting what was written down
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
you can never hold a solid shape
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn’t make sense
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 11 months ago
You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened to clayface actually.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You can control the digestive systems of others
Lycist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you lose control of your own when using the power.
Cause a shit, take a shit.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
They said control. They didn’t say they’d use it to directly cause people to shit. As written, they could control their GI such that the direction is reversed.
They could cause people to throw up feces.
hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You can’t control your own
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Teleportation.
ChexMax@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You don’t get to decide the destination of your teleportation
sonymegadrive@feddit.uk 11 months ago
“… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”
jim3692@discuss.online 11 months ago
So, it’s like the Pipe in Mario Party ?
crypto@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
But you have to walk there
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
Allero@lemmy.today 11 months ago
It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Each time you teleport, a random person you know gets teleported to the place you were
echodot@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport
luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
do the clones also have the ability to “teleport” or produce a clone anywhere? because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 months ago
All your body parts teleport to different locations
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Every time you do it you shit your pants
Demuniac@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
jaschen@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Happiness
bampop@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can give it to others but never yourself.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
I’d take that power.
WereCat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The happier you are the dumber you get
Birch@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 11 months ago
offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
kinther@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
undone@lemm.ee 11 months ago
[deleted]rmuk@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we’re using as decimal and thousand delimitation.
dangercake@feddit.uk 11 months ago
But your nipples itch really badly the whole time
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I can shit at will
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Invisibility
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
dan69@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Instant teleportation
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Shoot butts out my laser
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The ability to the cat
atlien51@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I GET IMMORTALITY!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just gimme photographic memory.
inlandempire@jlai.lu 11 months ago
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 11 months ago
I am ironman
lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
ability to make people say what you want them to
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
drmoose@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 months ago
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
GusTheBard@midwest.social 11 months ago
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
livingcoder@programming.dev 11 months ago
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
craktok@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Super speed of course!!
penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Real life Ctrl+Z
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279
knight_alva@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 11 months ago
impeccable social skills
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 11 months ago
oh shit oh shit I’ll keep my awkwardness and remain fragrant then
Amir@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Discord time
Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Your power only applies to interacteons with animals.
mondomon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s ONLY great social skills with birds. BTW, I’d enjoy this one still.
Sal@mander.xyz 11 months ago
But a sociopath
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When interacting with pedophiles.
It would make for a great pedo radar, though.
Jarix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just add many shitty people appreciate is as amazing people