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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LouSlash@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My superpower is pain

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    • Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      … everytime you pee.

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        …somebody somewhere experiences pain

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    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can only inflict it on yourself

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Intense, constant, unending pain that you can never escape. Mental and physical.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.

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    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      it is infested with transdimentional fleas

      they are kinda ok, but make everything they touch slowly change colour to magenta

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    • Underwaterbob@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Time is accelerated in your space such that you age a year for every day spent there.

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  • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mind reading

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      you find out that your childhood anxiety that no one actually likes you was spot on

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    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.

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      • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Whatever the guy below me said

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.

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    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      At night it only sees dicks

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      • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You would be surprised how many Anerican politicians ate named Richard. You could make a niche career using that skill presuming you are a good shot

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can see all the spiders in your walls. Bacteria and all kinds of living things coat every surface you look at and fill your intestines.

      I’m not sure that a side effect would be worse than the super power.

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can see through earth itself, covering your entire vision with said outlines, unable to see any object in front of you unless it is a living being

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Shapeshifting (also, yes)

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    • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

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      • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

        Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You shapeshift into the exact mental image you keep in your mind at any given moment

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You gain the personality of whoever you shape shift into.

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Your telomeres become 2x shorter everytime you use the ability

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

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    • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
      [deleted]
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      • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Excellent nerf.

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    • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then you’re just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton – when you finally are free of it, you’re superpowered. Without kryptonite, there’s no superman.

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      • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN’T do.

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    • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You are invisible.

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  • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    [deleted]
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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      but you have to watch time pass in real time. so you can go 50 years into the future, your age will freeze but it’ll take you to watch 50 years for every last second. same thing going back just in reverse.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Every time you fast forward through something, the remote will remember it and always fast forward through that thing happening. While you’re fast forwarding you’ll be in auto pilot and give boring monotone responses to questions asked.

      They should make a movie about that.

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    • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      xkcd.com/1203

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      but not our timeline

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    • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s one of those awful apple TV remote controls. When your hand gets the slightest bit sweaty, you seek all over the place with no precision.

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    • Nobilmantis@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It requires a 1,21Gw-capable battery

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      • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Does a capacitor count?

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    • Ashiette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You (un)age as well

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    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can never find the batteries required to make it work

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It only takes you to a showing of Titanic when it was still in theatres.

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  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.

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    • Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      your destination is always between stations

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You are Mecha-Godzilla and always horny for a female counterpart that doesn’t exist.

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    • Live_your_lives@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.

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      • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        This one hurt

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    • Mwa@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      the rails quality is not very good

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I was thinking “but no municipality can ever find the budget to maintain or appropriately service the new lines that are constructed”

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      • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Me, an American: yeah, and?

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  • tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The USA.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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  • Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can shapeshift.

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  • toastmeister@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The power to become the animal I last ate.

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  • Mojtaba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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  • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This sucks because all of the responses are negative.

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  • cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

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  • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Your butthole is now sealed shut

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I have wolverine level regeneration.

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  • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I always succeed at anything I attempt

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.

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  • rdri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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  • the_abecedarian@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Telekinesis

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do

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