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testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

Not necessarily.

The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

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notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
WT…and I cannot emphasise this enough…F??

There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.

That, at least, is something of a relief.

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- Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.
  
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Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…

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- Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp
  
  Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject cum into their spines. I’m feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅
  
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  - cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.
    
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    Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Me, unemployed: is it too late to request a different kind of mental illness??
    
    Not actually tho, I don’t want cum in my spine
    
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  - Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    True. Those kind of delusions can be very dangerous. I mean, all mental disorders are bad, but some are really destructive AND give you the sense of intellectual superiority, so that critique can never touch you. Deadly combination…
    
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  - MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    
    ~~into their spines~~
    
    Intravenous. And i don’t want to read, what it did to him.
    
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- atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”
  
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  - Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    That was Jack D Ripper, Dr Strangelove was the movie.
    
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    atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Yeah im quoting the movie
    
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  - Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    People do weird and strange things. And I’m already weird and strange…
    
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cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
He came in his own spine?

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