Comment on Health yeating

iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  /s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

  Not necessarily.

  The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

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  • cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He came in his own spine?

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”

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    • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp

      Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject cum into their spines. I’m feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅

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      • cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks, RFK

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nevah go that way!

      …

      …that way leads straight to the castle…

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• cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please delete that. I want this to happen.

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle

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    • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing

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      • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳

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