Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens.

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• BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Spoken like someone who didn’t grow up around geese. Those fuckers can break a human leg bone or arm bone with their wing. Not even remotely kidding. They’re fear by most animals for good reason.

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This was written by a goose.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Weak ass bones if a 10 lb bird breaks em.

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Really would love to know how a hollow bird bone is meant to break a human bone.

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No they can’t lmao what?

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  • NuanceDemon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How fucking big are your geese?

    Nothing near me is anywhere near that hardcore.

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    • BevsDad@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I could see a swan fucking you up but a goose? No way unless you’re shoving your fingers down its mouth.

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