Honor your predecessors

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Im dying laughing at this

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I run Arsch btw

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One thing does. When your bidet’s thermometer breaks so it doesn’t keep your bum water nice and warm. A cold bidet is not a joy in the middle of the night in winter.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seat warmers are great, but I want my water to remain cold. Wakes you up

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not just warm, sweaty

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Moist is a term.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah but it’s less precise

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Funny story, when I was about 16, me and my buddy dosed some LSD and tried to go to The Never Ending Story Part 2. Being high on LSD, we didn’t quite time it right and walked in to this movie right as this scene was starting. The people were just so big and glowing that it freaked me out and I couldn’t stop laughing uncontrollably. We ended up having to run back out of the theater because we couldn’t handle it. We got congratulated by some of the guys who were coming out of the movie for doing such a rediculous thing at the most serious part of the movie.

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do not (my name) on public toilets.

  You literally (my name) on other peoples excrement.

  I should have myself hover.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ugh. Hovering is why women’s bathrooms are so much dirtier than men’s

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    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Real. Bring wipes or use the toilet covers or get over the fact that your butt is going to touch other peoples butts

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    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d rather stand in shit than sit in it.

      Also how do you know there is a difference? I’ve heard of that before but obv never witnessed it myself.

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At my job, the toilet seat is covered with the piss of the last guy. So I’m not sitting down on that fucking thing.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes??

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