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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s the unprompted that gets me.

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  • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Promp means fart in my language so I read it as unfarted… Anyways

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    • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Doctor, can you please unfart me a little?”

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The next Naughty Dog franchise?

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• Z745812939054@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  before watching marley and me: “hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let’s watch it”

  after: “FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT”

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  • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This reminds me of when my Dad had me watch Old Yeller with him. We literally had a dog named Yeller that looked nearly identical and was the dad of my puppy. Needless to say I was a very traumatized 4 year old after watching it.

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  • TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How about this dog movie.

    Hachi

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    • Z745812939054@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      lol i know that story and i’m not even clicking that link

      the futurama take on that one wrecks me too

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    • 0x0@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cmon, we can do better than that

      www.imdb.com/title/tt0096787/

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  • Squatcher@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Its good but also so sad

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why? Because it makes you sad? Isnt evoking strong emotions a quality of a good movie?

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    • Z745812939054@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      that’s true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there’s enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There are certain movies that you watch once and you never watch again.

      That is one of them. I refuse to ever watch the movie again.

      Just like I will never watch the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama ever again.

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  • big_slap@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had to read the book during summer vacation, I was in shambles thinking about it all the time for the rest of the summer

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had the exact same reaction after reading Where the Red Ferns Grow, I read that right after Of Mice and Men. No wonder I like Slavic media I’m just as depressive as that lot.

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    • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As a slav myself, you basically already fullfill the requirements of being one, in case you want that is, it’s optional of course

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just read the plot and, wow……

    Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

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    • Z745812939054@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      dude, reading the plot doesn’t convey the depression this movie gives rise to.

      Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

      no. “stop the movie before” nothing.

      don’t start the movie

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had to put my dog to sleep shortly before watching this movie. I cried my eyes out.

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  • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well this reminded me of some trauma I forgot I had buried

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• LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Favorite fake quote.

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You just triggered my Marley PTSD again. Bastard.

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• greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Clickhole is basically the onion for clickbait, so no this is not real. But it is funny.

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Uh, just do the finger gun trick on my buddy Joey’s dog, dipshit

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• NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In a world where CGI can make a full-length live action Lion King movie, he’ rather choose dog murder?

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “If your production doesn’t result in at least a few dead dogs, can you really say you even produced anything?” - Owen Wilson

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• Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I read the union of clickbait lol.

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