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• EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Honey Bunches of Hos

  Cocoa Fluffers

  Make Me Nut Cheerios

  Fucky Charms

  Honey-Cum

  Apple Jackoffs

  Frosted Mini-Teats

  Root Loops

  Kox

  Peanut Butt Munch

  Grape Nuts

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service

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    • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      🫡

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  • cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Could’ve gone with grope nuts… Shoot.

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    • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ooh that’s a good one. I just wanted to make the joke about how horny the name is already.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Trix

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Kellogg’s Frosted Face.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This is especially funny given that the original Kellogg was into enemas

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What makes it funny for me is that their mascot is Tony the Tiger. The furry legend, Tony the Tiger.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Fantastic

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• justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well, well, well, if it isn’t Count Cockula.

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  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    “That’s Cunt Cockula to you, bub!”

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• IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Not going to lie, if you make a cereal with scantily clad women on the box, I’ll probably buy it at least once, just out of curiosity. Definitely taking that through the self checkout though.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sex sells

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Tricks

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Tricks are for kids.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Image

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Goonola

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• mercano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Nookie Crisp

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• CareHare@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Special K is also only for adults. And I don’t mean the cereal kind.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FvsKo162U

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “Frosted Mini Spooners”…hold up those are actually real, uh “Fruity Blasts”. Shit those are real too. You win, Malt O Meal ®

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Bear Naked Granola!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Basic Foursome

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Back in the day I used to grab a handful of free dongjackets from the bowl of adult cereal down at the planned parenthood

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• Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Weedabix

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Raisin’ nuts bran

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’ll just pour some of my porridge over her face

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• TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Fruit loops.

  I’ll see myself out.

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• Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Not sure I like the idea of what mini wheats might be

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  • Epp@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You mean Mini Skeets?

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• radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Cheeri-hos

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The spicy book section in the library should be called

  Adult serials

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• 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.

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