Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pull like you are starting a mower.

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  • notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Pull start for a dishwasher”

    IYKYK

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh. Oh God. Please no.

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• pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?

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  • guy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s japanese, so it’s probably exactly what it looks like

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  • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s actually a sex toy. It’s from AkumaToys from what I could tell.

    But yeah, it’s actually what it looks like.

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A butt

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lupin-III-Goemon-Ishikawa-XIII-3553065502

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• solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  10,000 years of pain am I right?

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hello 911 it’s me again… Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time … Sorry

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  • ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    several in fact

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mouths?

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes

      ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sepuku

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sepooku was right there.

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    • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s way better! Dammit.

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some blades you choose, others choose you.

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• Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably

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• Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

  You are already gaped

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• Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …so where’s the example of it being used?

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pixilated?? Why the Japanese gotta censor all the good stuff

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth … !

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When you tell the GM that you’re taking Quick Draw and they wince.

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• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Valour” is one of those words that I think deserves a “u” regardless of if I’m Canadian.

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