Elon Musk

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plot twist: it’s a sex bot.

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yes, but if you want a really good one
    You’ll have to learn a foreign language
    “German, for instance?”
    That’s right, a lot of really cute ones come from over there

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  • RmDebArc_5@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These “plot twists” seem to bw quite obvious

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plot twist: the sex-bot is asexual and only wants Elon as a plutonic partner because he isn’t aryan enough

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You’re surprised that when you go into Elon Musks house you find Elon Musk? /j

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because the life-sized Hitler body pillow couldn’t fill the hole in Elon’s heart.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Need an Elon’s house mod for Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, THAT’S why people haven’t been robbing him en masse

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• mischk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t be surprised.

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• wraekscadu@vargar.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Elon’s new soulless art generator

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