When picking up a friend at the airport I've always wanted to do this

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• toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I ever auditioned for porn I hope someone would do this for me

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty sure she is also a porn star.

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• DickHertz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did she get the part? 😂

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  • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Several

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    • DickHertz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• cannedtuna@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Watch, Alexis actually flew out there to interview for a Data Analyst position and this is her friends ribbing her.

  Imagine, next holiday your parents are asking you about your new job and you gotta be like “it’s uh.. for a small time website, you never would have heard of them.” “What do they do? Oh, uh, they trade… corn! Yeah. They’re the biggest traders of corn in Iowa. It’s, uh, called Corn…Hub” Dad’s looking at you dubiously.

  First check comes in the mail while your parents are watching the house. “That? Oh, my friends are real jokers. Just, uh, real kidders”

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    are checks via mail a thing?

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes if you are brand new to a job, it can take an extra week or two for direct deposit to kick in. More than likely, they’ll just add the difference to whatever your first full paycheck would have been, but I have seen some places mail the first (partial) check out (which they may also do for anyone who opts out of direct deposit).

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  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the check would likely say Aylo :-)

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  CONGRATS

  YOU BEAT HERPES

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• quadrant5835@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why am I seeing a giant demon left hand (holding the sign)?

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Forced perspective

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