MrOtingocni
@MrOtingocni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 2 days ago:
I hate that I was compelled to count the syllables in this.
“Sir, it’s an older poetry form but it checks out.”
- Comment on You shall not drink! 3 days ago:
Yo, dawg, we heard you like tabs…
- Comment on Hellblade developer Ninja Theory heading towards closure in new wave of Xbox cuts, as two separate agreements collapse 1 week ago:
I don’t understand why any company would agree to be bought out by Microsoft. MS’s modus operandi since its inception has been to stifle competition by buying everything up and gutting it. It’s a death sentence.
Is it for a big personal pay out by the team and they can all go elsewhere with a fat check once the axe drops?
- Comment on Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Hands-On Preview: What a Wonderful Night to Have a Curse 1 week ago:
Do you have dyslexia, perchance?
- Comment on Foul. 1 week ago:
What in gods name am I reading
- Comment on I say both. 1 week ago:
In the mouth, obviously, the most important part of wrangling the monsters in the darkness of existentialism is to do it with panache, and the first option is cooler.
The second option is like tucking a cig behind your ear. A viable backup.
- Comment on Day 793 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 week ago:
One of the few flaws of New Vegas, none of the companions have an evil karma requirement.
- Comment on STARCRAFT | Announce Cinematic | Dominion 2 weeks ago:
And the crowd goes mild!
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 3 weeks ago:
Somebody should do a remake of Hudson Island. It’ll be exactly the same but it’ll be called Epstein Island and at the end of each stage you rescue a child from a cage.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Unions. Not just for blue collars anymore.
- Comment on NOOOOOOOyeah that feels goodNOOOOOOOO 4 weeks ago:
I’ll take two
- Comment on I'm high on life 4 weeks ago:
The great thing about being weird is that nobody knows when you’re on drugs.
- Comment on killer instinct 2013 sequel cancelled 5 weeks ago:
C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!!
- Comment on culture 1 month ago:
Hyperphantasia. I had to look that up. While it is pretty descriptive of my inner world, I don’t think I would ever self-identify as that. Feels… a little much.
I find the whole concept of cognitive styles fascinating and I think there is a trade off. While the advent of reading is certainly a great thing, I think for many it has shrunk a part of the brain that processes speech. Prior to books, if you needed to know something you had better listen close, comprehend it quickly, and be damned sure you remembered it because there may not be a second chance.
- Comment on culture 1 month ago:
That’s wild, I am the complete opposite.
When I read my mind takes what I am reading and provides a rich imaginatory backdrop replete with emotional undertones that unfolds and plays out as the words become concepts and the concepts link together in context to the plot/scenario/etc.
Except with math heavy subjects, I can usually get the gist of any topic by reading about it.
Conversely, I can barely follow audio instructions or explanations at all. Having something explained by a friend is fine, lots of back and forth until it clicks. Casual listening, like a fiction book, is fine.
Anything else and I get a little lost halfway through, usually trying to remember the first thing that was said.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
She was extremely entertainment savvy. She had a 6th sense in knowing how and when to grab the spotlight, how to cause an uproar, and ride it until it died down. Then it was on to the next transformation.
Even if you didn’t like her, she made sure you were paying attention to her.
- Comment on I am the arm and I sound like this 1 month ago:
I was curious so I just looked it up. Very surprised to find out Nana Visitor is 5’8. Just goes to show how tall the cast was on average.
- Comment on I am the arm and I sound like this 1 month ago:
You show some respect to Michael J. Anderson.
Not only was he an excellent actor, he worked for NASA. Not bad for a guy who’s only 3 foot 7.
- Comment on Methgator: The Movie 1 month ago:
Right? I might have poured out a bottle of beer into the toilet in an ill considered act of abolition, but drugs are expensive.
- Comment on Challenge everything 1 month ago:
Every night, baby!
I’m grinding so hard, I cleared the sigmoid with 3 fingers in 20 minutes and just one pain killer.
- Comment on When y'all gonna learn 1 month ago:
No, I won’t.
I ain’t teaching a class, believe me or don’t, I dgaf.
99% of people are mostly interested in confirming their own myopic view, to the degree that they will commit violence to ensure it. If someone reaches out a hand, I will grab it, but that’s exceedingly rare and it’s not my job to fish them out of their own ignorance un-asked.
- Comment on pc port 1 month ago:
Do you drink your coffee black?
- Comment on Manosphere 1 month ago:
No
- Comment on When do we riot? 1 month ago:
For real. I have to travel often for work, which means driving through big cities, little towns and the countryside. If someone never got on the Internet, they’d never think things are like they sound online. Especially in the rural areas. Houses are all within 50 years of age, all the cars and trucks are new. People seem just fine.
There’s definitely a corrosion in the fabric of society but when people wonder how “the other side” can vote the way they do, especially in light of xyz, they don’t realize that for many folks their perception of the current state of events is reinforced by their day to day living with things being just fine.
- Comment on Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball 1 month ago:
Blink twice if Mrs. Baseball is in the room with you now.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 month ago:
The magic one for sure. I have no doubt that I would not only recover my memories of past lives but would ascend to much greater heights, perhaps grasping immortality itself. With dimensional and time travel, shapeshifting, I might even come back to this world. Maybe I’d turn my other self into newt and take his place. Or imbue him with forbidden knowledge and power. Or take him with me. Or maybe we’d just end up having a bunch of freaky shifting magic sex.
“Hey me, it’s you, from a world of magic. I’m here to rescue you.”
“Wow, how unexpected. Also, you’re hot.”
“Baby, I’m about to blow your mind.”
- Comment on Anon overdoes it 1 month ago:
The very opposite.
Fast shot ---- Normal ---- Slow loading, max charge, sniper cannon.
- Comment on Is it every aspiring chef's dream to work in a hectic high-stress kitchen? If so, why? 1 month ago:
It is, but it’s the functional kind. And the landlord doesn’t give a fuck about your problems so you got turn life’s lemons into lemon pepper chicken to pay that rent.
- Comment on Is it every aspiring chef's dream to work in a hectic high-stress kitchen? If so, why? 1 month ago:
Oh it is. But there’s drugs and trauma-bonding, so that helps. Plus, it pays a few more bucks than minimum wage.
It also conveys a permanent +10 bonus to your rizz so you can sleep with the slutty front of house.
Somewhere between the borders of desperation and total burnout there is a sweet spot where you realize you are performing at a higher level than you ever have and the satisfaction compensates for the lack of pay and the life destroying vices you need to employ in order to cope with the constant stress.
Good times.
- Comment on Is it every aspiring chef's dream to work in a hectic high-stress kitchen? If so, why? 1 month ago:
Imagine straddling the line between performing at your absolute best, pushed to the limit of your abilities, and living in a complete horror show of a shift. All your cylinders are firing, your brain is running 110%, your body is alive. It is up to you, and the crew you trained, to impose order onto chaos by performing a complex symphony of actions in a tightly coordinated team.
Yes, tensions are high, but everyone is digging in, summoning their grit, and working together to tackle any upset in the highly demanding flow of food. There is laughing, cursing, anger, worry, joy, comradery. It’s a high drama marathon that challenges you, makes you perform at your best every day. You know the complete despair and panic when it falls apart and you know the sweet satisfaction as the rush dies down and you and your team did it, against all odds, once again.
When you look out the window and see the hordes of people eagerly awaiting to enjoy a great meal with their friends and family and you look over at the people already served and see the absolute bliss on their faces as they dig in…
You. You made that happen.