I wonder what wisdom he will bestow?

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I LOVE philosophy jokes. Too bad I don’t know shit abt philosophy. Can you help me out?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Toddlers asking questions is indistinguishable from greek or roman philosophers. Sometimes I wonder how these people made it into history, luck?

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Half of philosophy is just people formalizing a simple concept so it can be referenced academically lol. Kants categorical imperative is basically just “do unto others as you want done unto you”

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He was a homeless man who shit in people’s lawns lol. I know a couple stories, he’s a huge troll.

    Plato was teaching a class, where they defined human as “hairless and bi-pedal”. So Diogenes plucked a chicken a brought it to class and said “Behold!! A man!”.

    Diogenes was washing some vegetables in a river (naked of course) and Plato approached him and said “Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king, you wouldn’t have to wash your food in a river.” And Diogenes replied “Plato, if only you could wash food in a river, you wouldn’t have to pay taxes to the king.”

    Diogenes was sun bathing on a beach (naked) when Alexander the Great approached him. Being a fan he told Diogenes (who was still laying naked in the sand) that he wanted to give Diogenes a gift. Anything within Alexander’s power to give, just ask. So Diogenes asked “Could you take a few steps to the side? You’re blocking the sun.”

    I have no sources just things I’ve heard lol

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    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you missed out on the best part of the Alexander The Great one (which is in only in a few of the many versions of the story iirc):

      After Alexander the Great is told to move to the side, he was so amused and surprised that not only he did, he said “If I wasn’t Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes” to which Diogenes replied: “If I wasn’t Diogenes, I would also like to be Diogenes.”

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Diogenes was a “homeless” ascetic philosopher that radically rejected societal convention. He lived in extreme poverty by choice, living in one of those big market jars and begging. He frequently illustrated his beliefs by publicly mocking or ridiculing other citizens, philosophers and even leaders, and also by doing socially unacceptable things openly in the city square, like taking dumps, pissing and even masturbating. He’s considered on of the founders of cynicism (philosophical school of thought).

    There are a lot of colorful stories around him mocking or disrespecting others, the best being the ones @AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world posted in the other reply and are accurate portrayals of stuff written about him afaik.

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of Diogene’s best known quotes is “in a rich man’s house there is no place to spit, but his face”

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, free fertilizer

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s even conveniently arranged in satanic symbols all over my car, sweet!

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also, free slave.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Behold, a chicken!

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  • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No

    MAN!!!

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    • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hah! Pluck it first and THEN we may have a conversation, rookie

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