Declaration of war

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To be fair, skinny jeans were never in… They’ve always been pretty lame lol.

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  • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thick girl being in skinny jeans because…

    Not thick myself just want a piece of y’all love you.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So the bf is also the brother?

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He doesn’t have a son

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    • unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh I gotcha, playing dumb so the dad figures out is the bf. Mkk. Sorry I just woke up when I read it 😅

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  • mtpender@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎵"Sweet Home Alabama!"🎵

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• BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are they low rise skinny jeans? Those piggy packed off the espresso martini craze and are OUT.

  Wouldn’t say that the person giving me tacit permission to keep getting laid though.

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  • bytejunk@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh my, that diction of yours…

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This meme is old, saw it years ago on Reddit.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not cool should never snitch.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through <specify window>” and now the boyfriend is cooked.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.

      I didn’t know my dadday is the sheriff but it don’t matter

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The girl whose boyfriend sneaks through the window slandered the posters jeans so he retaliated by giving the girls father an excuse to investigate why there’s a man sneaking through the windows

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fine

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