Come at me bro!
This is a trap btw.
Submitted 1 day ago by PlaidBaron@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well yeah, but Im trying to trap Americans here. Not self-unaware Canadians.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well consider me trapped! Grrrrr. Anger Grrr. Rawer. Wait, what are we talking about again?
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Username checks out.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
We call it bribing and corruption instead of lobbying though.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Lobbying this cash into your bank account amirite? ~god we are so fucked~
Lumisal@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Nahhh, Finnish its too difficult. That’s why its the Russians for us.
LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Dude, getting fellow Americans to care about tech rights feels like pulling teeth. It felt like a god damn miracle when I got my parents to care about their LGTV fucking spying on them because others in my life?
“Yeah, they have all our data anyways, who cares?”
STOP WITH THE LEARNED HELPELESSNESS! Take some fucking care in your privacy! Because if you don’t and you are one of the 90% who are blithely accepting this shit, it tells the tech companies they can do whatever they want! You have a duty to care about yourself and others too!
I read a philosophy book. I’d stay and chat more but my government issued transgender girlfriend is about to stream Mewgenics. Soo ya, I eat ass.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I look forward to Europe’s impending swing far right so I can post memes about it.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 53 minutes ago
Hungary and Serbia would like a word with you
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 hour ago
I see what you men but I think most rightwing European parties are at theyre Max potential. I’m German so I’ll take the AFD as an example but this applies to many cu tries. They’ve got a lot of voters from the CDU and non voters but there isn’t any demographic left that dosnt despise them. And left parties are on the rise too so that’s a positive development.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Joke’s on you. Im not European either.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
There’s only two places, Europe and America. Get with it!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
I wouldn’t wish that evil on anybody. Besides, there’s my exit plan.
Hungary had the right idea. They proved it’s possible to say no to fascism.
killea@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s all a trap; it’s all ragebait. Many sensible americans are likely tired of these sorts of inferences. Non-americans can look down their noses and feel smug while they get blasted in the ass by their own fascist leaders (but they’re 20% less fashy). We can snipe at each other but we’re just doing they’re labor for them. Again.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Im on the payroll.
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Youre on the payroll… of the fash who want us infighting? Really weird flex.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey, only we can point out we suck! You suck for pointing out our suck!
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey you’re that penetration cum blast guy!
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I see my reputation has blown up. Post penetration, of course
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it’s basically americans when anyone posts anything they don’t like online
people basically think some random poster on some shitty online platform has more to answer for than the president of the US
durably465@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
Or more like “socialism when it finances aircraft carriers and F-22s flying over football games” vs “socialized health care for all”
TaterTot@piefed.social 1 day ago
Honestly, it amazes me how many people will spend hours arguing over a shitpost.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
All this time you never realized that the pie in “pied piper” was good ol American apple pie
zeejoo@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
You’re not wrong, but at least have an original thought and joke. I fully agree America is a shithole atm, I fully agree Americans are all mad about the wrong shit. But this is meme 32,746 of the same, tired, unoriginal joke. We’re turning into reddit where the same shit gets posted every day in a feedback loop because people want their turn to get meme karma. SNL UK has been doing some hilarious and fresh roasting of Americans and our politics, it’s not impossible to joke about still as a subject matter. But God man you’re less original than a teenager who hates his parents. As for the trap, I’ll just block you and magically escape ✨
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One in the bucket, lads.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Like moths to flame
REDACTED@infosec.pub 18 hours ago
32,746 of the
32767*
shalafi@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
There are 340,000,000 of us spread coast to coast across a continent. Putting Americans in the same bucket is like doing the same to Europeans.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
That would have to be a very big boat.
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I have a bucket that fits. It’s on a 1-to-1 miles scale.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yup, we suck
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
… a thirst trap?
Please? 🥺
gastroglizzy@piefed.social 1 day ago
We’re doing everything we can. There just isn’t much we can do.
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 day ago
Uh... no on both counts. Y'all aren't doing half as much as MLK and crew (yet alone these guys).
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Comparing us to SpongeBob can only be flattery. You’ll never be mean enough to get into the EU at this rate, Canada!
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 day ago
Where’s all the America Big people? Like you dont just have to get New York, Cali, and DC up in arms and its over.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Super duper sorry about that! We expect our diplomacy to be profitable and recent communications have NOT been up to our standards.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
Americans will get angry at you for pointing out the very things they’re angry about
“My country sucks ass. It’s a total shithole. But it’s still way better than yours. Do you even have internet and electricity in Romania?”
Last I was asked the electricity question was as early as 2021, folks. US education is… wow… wow… (now watch while an American tells me it’s still better than mine)