buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buffalo eat a lot of fiber right? I imagine their poop is fairly neat like a horse’s.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Horse poop is neat.

    But would you flush it down a toilet?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe that of Lil Sebastian. Since it was small and perfect just like him.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No way, that shit’s good as gold for fertilizer

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No but I think the analogy should relate to explosive diarrhea because I assumed that’s what happened.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cows eat a lot of grass. They shit like a cement mixer.

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

  Best buffalo shitpost.

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• gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  IBS is a serious issue affecting millions of people. Whoever wrote this sign is ableist.

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  • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, just because you have a condition doesn’t mean that society has to pretend living in your miasma is acceptable.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it impacts me personally, then I’ll direct my anger at the person who needs health care. Simply see a doctor!

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m about to seriously affect your bathroom

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• RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just keep an emergency poop knife.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would have been a funnier joke if the bottom sentence was written in a different handwriting.

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