When someone messages “Hello” to me on Teams I take one bite.
yummy
Submitted 1 month ago by possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
yes
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
When someone messages just “hello” it’s a very useful indicator. They clearly don’t value their own efficiency (as well as not valuing yours) so you can assume their job mostly involves sitting in interviews and chatting to people, and does not in fact consist of actual ‘work’
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is that a door for a desk?
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
no it’s a snack
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
a snack from ikea
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At least you’re getting your fiber
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Well doors aren’t filling snacks.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know if they still do, but for a long while IKEA was selling tabletops and shelves that were a honeycomb of cardboard with a very thin frame of some softwood or manufactured wood product, and then a synthetic woodgrain veneer. Super light, and pretty strong… for their weight.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You’re lucky! Back in my day people would lose a few teeth biting their solid oak desks. You’ve got wood pulp cardboard covered in chocolate. Ofcourse! Take a bite! You bought it! It’s yours!
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yea straight up that’s not even particle board or osb. Fuckin cheap apartment interior door ass desk
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Police look awesome busting thru.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
Hell yeah it’s cheap! So you don’t need to spend as much money on a desk! That’s great!
raman_klogius@ani.social 1 month ago
A termite posted this
joyjoy@piefed.social 1 month ago
An X user posted this.
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
don’t you slander me like that 💔
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You gotta chew in a more semi-circular pattern, for more comfortable seating…
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
someone doesn’t skip triceps day
LostWon@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Did I miss something? Is that a reference to what actually happened to the table?
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The triceps straightens you arm, so if you hit the table in frustration with the underside of your fist, it provides the power. It’s an alternative explanation, that is somewhat more reasonable, but I think it was just a strong sneeze.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The all-new Ikea Cjardboord.
saturn57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ami crazy or is that made of cardboard?
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
they don’t want you to know this but it’s actually the stuff that makes kit kats kinda crunchy, or kvik lunsk if you’re norwegian
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
This isn’t just particle board, look on the right side. This is that cardboard wafer stuff IKEA uses, and probably others, too.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 1 month ago
Yim yum, that’s haute cuisine
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This almost happened to me when drunk sexy times. Cheap ass ikea.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i mean, i’m not sure whether i’m happy or sad about this. did the desk break their fall or did they sit on it and it break? like if they fell and the door gave way, that might have actually been a good thing. theoretically. if they were a spherical cow. i’m trying to remember physics class.
my desk is a DIY special. got a set of folding table legs as the stability and a (pre-covid, pre-tradewar cost $200 probably like $500 now) solid butcher block for the desk top, went thrift shopping for cheap filing cabinets the right size to fit unders so i have some drawers, and i got some old pretty wood desk organizers for free from a law firm i knew that was redecorating (i just had to wait a couple years. until then it was ugly wire baskets). if i were to bounce off it like that i’d break my spine and my desk would laugh at me.
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
Apparently, you also explosively diarrhea on your desk
X@piefed.world 1 month ago
You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Are you Ed?
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possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
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