Comment on I had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stress

tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and I’ll notify the chef of your hog preferences”

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.

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