Sludge
@Sludge@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this 2 days ago:
Ok, I’ll bite. So no warning labels? I understand that this is being interpreted as a result of litigation. If there’s not a warning label on a car seat or crib for your newborn… Honestly, why would I need to make sure there aren’t blankets in the crib or that the mattress isn’t too close to my space heater? If the mattress catches on fire or my child suffocates because they’re too small to rotate onto their back but their airway was obstructed by the comfy furry blankets I put into their crib - look, I just wanted them to be comfortable!
I may have lost my baby, but there’s no point in suing anyone. I should have known better! There were no warning labels. I’ll just sleep it off - a life lost, but nobody to blame. It’s chill, all good!
- Comment on I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this 2 days ago:
These things actually only degrade as your cat uses them in America. Elsewhere the cardboard doesn’t mix with hair and fall off into little cardboard chunks that are attractive for small children to eat. Also, the structural integrity actually only gets stronger in other parts of the world, so you’re actually encouraged to step on it, as after some play and what might seem like structural damage to a piece of cardboard, it can actually support the weight of a fully grown adult.
- Comment on Steam winter sale is now live 3 days ago:
Oh lord, my wallet is not ready for this.
- Comment on Let the child dream 5 days ago:
Honestly, who would I want to help if not the shareholders? 🥰😍😘
- Comment on Stretch marks 3 weeks ago:
These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Nope, she ended up peeing on her own leg to relieve the stinging then we walked to a restroom where she could wipe it off with soap.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I live with constant regret that I didn’t pee on my wife’s friend’s leg when she was stung by a jellyfish and was begging me to pee on her while at the beach. I knew it was better to wash the sting with vinegar or something… But it was a carte blanche to do it.
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 4 weeks ago:
Gonna be donated to goodwill
- Comment on Recommend a let's play of Dark Souls PTDE please 1 month ago:
Banter is very palatable for the age range you described
- Comment on after 40 all meals are horror 1 year ago:
Yes the disorder is being lazy (or lacking the drive to cook) and poor (or not wanting to spend money on food). Being 30+ compounds these disorders, thanks.
- Comment on after 40 all meals are horror 1 year ago:
Prepping food is hard and buying food is worse. The meme comments on the burden of needing to feed yourself as an adult.
- Comment on They now put ads in cigarettes 2 years ago:
It’s extra funny because the person correcting this guy was also provided the wrong spelling.
- Comment on They now put ads in cigarettes 2 years ago:
- Comment on [Games Thread] IN SEASON TOURNAMENT DAY 2 - 10 NOV 2023 2 years ago:
So many missed 3s by the spurs. Got close at the end, but couldn’t catch up.
