For my older Millennials

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In the old days they just smoked opium like adults

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s not entirely true: a lot of children smoked opium like children.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fast track to Ménière’s disease

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You mean getting turned into a candelabra?

    Joking aside, “The cause of Ménière’s disease is unclear, but likely involves both genetic and environmental factors.[1][3][7] A number of theories exist including constrictions in blood vessels, viral infections, and autoimmune reactions.[3]”

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My wife and her dad both have it. This is the first time I’ve heard anyone link it to ibuprofen.

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  • Mnem667@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ¿Qué?

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You be what? You be profen all night?

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The profen the profen

    The profen the profen

    Robocop couldn’t stop me pukin’ and flushin’

    No balls to be bustin’, no fightin’, no cussin’

    Just love for a drug called I boo profen

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    • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nice MC Chris callback! ATHF MC Pee Pants 🤣

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Uh…wut?

  -Oldest Millennial

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  • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I SAID AN IBUPROFEN VAPE WOULD GO CRAZY AF

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Vape? Yo, unless you smoke your shit out of a bong made from a plastic T-Rex toy, it’s not legit.

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  • Sludge@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just realized that older millennials are ~45. I assumed people over ~43 were gen x-ers.

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• Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Make it Tylenol to level up your special interest.

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I was just gonna say why not acetaminophen for the extra autism?

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• PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You be profen a vape?!

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• NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m unfortunately back into vaping again for like the 20th time but one of those cold-medicine cigarettes from the early 20th of century would go hard

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So… Opium?

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wonder if anyone has ever had a wank with it?

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does it bypass the liver? Maybe it has less side effects

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’re right.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not when inhaled, it won’t! Probably!

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      aren’t both of those healable?

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  • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• texture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  im of that age, what would that even help with?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Brutal hangovers

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Either pain relief or nothing, presumably 🤷

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