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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are you trying to tell us something?

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  • softboyhours@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    [deleted]

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I wonder if Charlize Theron would pee on me if I asked.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh boy is there a community for this one !pissposting@lemmy.world

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One of my faves

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  how’d it go?

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  • softboyhours@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How was it? I expect at least 150 words.

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• Sludge@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I live with constant regret that I didn’t pee on my wife’s friend’s leg when she was stung by a jellyfish and was begging me to pee on her while at the beach. I knew it was better to wash the sting with vinegar or something… But it was a carte blanche to do it.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You had the vinegar?

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    • Sludge@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nope, she ended up peeing on her own leg to relieve the stinging then we walked to a restroom where she could wipe it off with soap.

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You asked them or you peed on them?

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  • softboyhours@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I hope their reply… Didn’t pissed you off!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  just not the people you want to

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’d be surprised how many people will let you pee on them in the mouth while they finger themselves. I mean really.

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  • Corridor8031@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ? how many

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      More than one could realistically spray with a full bladder.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is probably the most truthful thing a fortune cookie has ever said

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