The first one ensures the second one
A brick a day keeps the pigs away.
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Yeah cause I totally want to get shot in the face.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For building a community?
Yeah, you definitely need to throw it at pigs, then, if they are stopping you from uplifting society.
anzo@programming.dev 2 months ago
You can also put cork on fire, wait it to cool off and then paint you face. That’s a peaceful way to get shot. Follow me for more tips!
einlander@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then you throw it harder.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
These should be cans of soup. You can put more force behind a can of soup, and you can also use it to feed your family.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 months ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Throw me at a cop. Pick up the bloodied brick. Not just to hide the murder weapon, but because that’s the cornerstone of your new house. Those stains will be a great conversation starter.
RedSnt@feddit.dk 2 months ago
For romantic reason I think I lean more towards the community building side. There used to be a Hospitaller monastery in the city I live in, was built about around 1170 CE, was initially deserted around 1536 because of the reformation from Catholicism to Protestantism, which kicked out the monks (whom were most likely the reason Denmark got its flag, Dannebrog, as it’s practically the same as the Knights Hospitaller), then converted into barracks for the light infantry, then into a castle, and finally around 1800 it was abandoned, and nearby farmers used the bricks from the ruin to build their own farmsteads.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Please don’t throw brinks at people or anything else
slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Aren’t they the same thing?