Let’s get mad like the gif days.
It is pronounced like pony; pown.
This isn’t even a debate. It’s canon.
Submitted 1 day ago by khepri@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Let’s get mad like the gif days.
It is pronounced like pony; pown.
This isn’t even a debate. It’s canon.
Pown’d.
Poownd obviously
Like this pure pwnage
P-you-nd - cus it’s fun to say
“Powned”, long o
Yes
It’s just “Owned” with a “P” at the beginning. P-Owned.
Just like you pronounce “Boned”.
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That’s what she said
Your description made me read it like “pooned” at first.
pohned is correct.
Wait, it’s not pronounced pffned?
It’s pronounced pwned, as all right thinking people know
Who pronounces pwned
NERDS!
I bet you pronounce gif wrong, too.
Pwned rhymes with boned.
pawned, as “pawn” from “pawn shop”, and “ned” same as the name
Pronounced “owned.” 1337 speak is cringe but thems the rules.
I agree, although looks like you and I stand alone in this lol
It’s okay they’ve been wrong for decades, must sting.
Yup.
Considering that it began as a typo of owned, this shouldn't be hard to figure out.
Excuse me, this is the internet. There is nothing that can’t be made into extreme controversy.
That’s not a word I say out loud.
On pure pwnage they pronounced it ‘owned’
Yeah, that’s how we’d say it when actually gaming. “Total ownage” man was that fun to yell at your friends while the four of you clustered around a CRT playing Halo on a 4-way split screen and one controller was always the garbage one and mountain dew affected you like cocaine…
As it’s written. Pwned. No need to stick an extra “o” or “a” or any other vowel in between.
It says “pwned”, so “pwned” it is.
Which brings us back to where we started:
How exactly do you pronounce pwned?
Pee-double-you-NED!
Like pwnd, which is something like pünd or /pʊnd/
I sometimes see people saying “pronounce it like it’s the name of a Greek philosopher” or “pronounce it as if it was Spanish”.
There’s a “p”, a “w”, an “n”, an “e” and a “d”. Say those in a row. “As if it was Spanish”, to make sure that e is really e and not i.
Like tomato.
you gotta remember most people on here are not estonian
like the chess piece with eight on each side. The one that can be promoted to any other non-king piece once it gets to the other side. pwned is getting your data leaked, being “pawned” means getting taken advantage of/being puppeted by a higher power, and I always linked that to being scammed through a phishing attack (and usually your data has been leaked, you have been pwned)
Yup, I also think of chess when I read it, so pawned - turned into a pawn, demoted to the weakest piece, etc.
If I read owned, then it’s owned.
Pineapple on pizza is correct
vim is better than emacs
debian is the best linux distro
startrek is a bad show
Poned, but occasionally pew-ned for reasons
…pOWNed
I say “pownt”.
After not knowing for ages, I recently discovered it was pronounced pooned. The W is pronounced the same as in Welsh.*
pwelshned
I’m def saying “pooned” from now on. I’m going to tell people it originated from Moby Dick and is short for “harpooned” 🤣🤣 Get 'Pooned ye White Whale!
Poond
I pronounce it “Pee-owned”. It adds even more insult to the injury I think.
Player-Owned
P-Owned
Powned
Just for the benefit of anyone who doesn’t know, this is not the actual etymology.
It just started as a misspelling of “owned” (with p and o being next to each other on the keyboard).
That’s true, but I would argue that the player owned definition of it came so quickly on the heels of the typo that both could count as valid, with the caveat that the first usage being a typo would have to be considered a mistake, rather than the coining of the slang term itself.
Which is stretching things a bit, but still fun to think about.
Correct, which is why it should be pronounced just like the word that was meant to be typed, only replacing the "o" with a "p" sound. It wasn't that hard to figure out when it became a thing, people just like word drama.
Huh, I legit thought thought thats how we got it. Never been important enough to look into it.
pwand or p-wand (pee wand)
Pow ( like bow wow) + Ned (like Ned Stark)
“Pernonin”, as in “grannies are for pernonin n00bz”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Owned with a P sound in front.
Powned.
cecilkorik@piefed.ca 1 day ago
I have heard people mispronounce it various other ways on purpose, ironically, as mockery, but I agree that depends on people knowing there's a correct pronunciation in the first place, which there is, as you've accurately described.