“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)
Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here.
Submitted 1 day ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I’ve been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it’s distressing
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I love this sentence.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
jim_v@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I didn’t get it yet then, and I won’t get it yet then, now.
late_list@piefed.zip 1 day ago
archonet@lemy.lol 23 hours ago
IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.
Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.
Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 day ago
i also worship potato 🥔
Abrinoxus@thelemmy.club 13 hours ago
life and love is potatoe
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Beans also heal the soil and the soul. And the correct answer is beans with potatoes. Falafel and greek style fries is easily a top tier meal
The_v@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Potatos are very destructive to the soil.
They have to be dug up (lots of cultivation). This breaks up the soil structure causing all sorts of issues with porosity, nutrient and organic material loss.
Because of the diseases and pest that attack the growing tubers, growers use fumigants/biofumigants. These are indescriminate killers that wipe out all sorts of insects, fungi, nematodes, and bacteria.
Potatoes leave very little organic residue behind when the tubers are harvested.
Any crop that follows potatoes suffers from a “yield drag” for 2-3 years as the soil recovers.
Out of the all starchy foods we eat, potatoes and sweet potatoes are the worst for the soil.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Potatoes are just overgrown beans. They grew so big they lost most of that healthy bean fiber.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Beans?
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 1 day ago
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Oh I know where this is from…
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
popsalottacornsyrup@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
why is there corn in my shit?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Corn is soo 2025.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 day ago
CRANKIN MA COB
AGD4@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin’ delicious.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
Too much usa-centric politics -> corn as a protest
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
Yeah this community is used by some people as a generic dumping ground for US political images - meme or not. I’m not even American but I’m fine keeping up with the political shit show that is the USA right now but ffs a screencap of some American politician’s Twitter post is NOT a shitpost.
Is nothing sacred anymore? I really wish the mods would start removing posts because the cornposting isn’t working
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
We’re channeling Khrushchev
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It’s COOOOOOOOOORN
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cornography
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
The Corn must grow.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Not enough butter. And where is the Lowry’s?
Etterra@discuss.online 8 hours ago
My fiance is sleeping to corn and corn byproducts, and I don’t like corn enough to care, so I’ll take eclairs instead.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Memba when that lady stuck a corn up her pussy?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Doesn’t look self-inserted
robocall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
She seemed friendly. You could ask her.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
I could use a reminder
robocall@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
God damn, that looks delicious
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it’s different. Consider again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it every corn you love, every corn you know, every corn you ever heard of, every cultivar that ever was, lived out its life. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident recipes, listicles, and culinary doctrines, every farmer and forager, every binger and dieter, every planter and harvester of fields, every succotash and popcorn, every monoecious couple in love, every pistil and stamen, hopeful seedling, barbecuer and chef, every eater of cornmeal, every corrupt subsidy, every cob and kernel in the history of our tummies lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
can@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
corn :)
corn ;)
A7thStone@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Cracker bargle
SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 1 day ago
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
Monster96@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s with this corny post?
unaccounted4@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Needs more garlic powder!
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The thing people can’t digest?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
May I offer you confused folks some beans?
delicious, nutritious, perfectly great beans
Katrisia@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
I love beans, but corn is corn. You cannot make bean’s tortillas, or… not that I am aware of. Bread, sweet beverages, etc. Corn is so versatile. If I have to pick (luckily I don’t in real life), I’d pick corn.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’m sure there’s a way to process beans into a flour that could be made into tortillas.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
If you wash them you can make bean pie
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Corn is wonderful and versatile but at the end of the day my true love is pulses. They can go in everything, they’re nutritious as all hell, and they’re just plain tasty. Bean tacos, bean burgers, falafel, hummus…
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
No. Not those.