My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I’ve been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it’s distressing
Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I love this sentence.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
jim_v@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I didn’t get it yet then, and I won’t get it yet then, now.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
May I offer you confused folks some beans?
Katrisia@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I love beans, but corn is corn. You cannot make bean’s tortillas, or… not that I am aware of. Bread, sweet beverages, etc. Corn is so versatile. If I have to pick (luckily I don’t in real life), I’d pick corn.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you wash them you can make bean pie
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Corn is wonderful and versatile but at the end of the day my true love is pulses. They can go in everything, they’re nutritious as all hell, and they’re just plain tasty. Bean tacos, bean burgers, falafel, hummus…
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m sure there’s a way to process beans into a flour that could be made into tortillas.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No. Not those.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.
Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.
Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 weeks ago
i also worship potato 🥔
Abrinoxus@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
life and love is potatoe
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beans also heal the soil and the soul. And the correct answer is beans with potatoes. Falafel and greek style fries is easily a top tier meal
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.
The_v@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Potatos are very destructive to the soil.
They have to be dug up (lots of cultivation). This breaks up the soil structure causing all sorts of issues with porosity, nutrient and organic material loss.
Because of the diseases and pest that attack the growing tubers, growers use fumigants/biofumigants. These are indescriminate killers that wipe out all sorts of insects, fungi, nematodes, and bacteria.
Potatoes leave very little organic residue behind when the tubers are harvested.
Any crop that follows potatoes suffers from a “yield drag” for 2-3 years as the soil recovers.
Out of the all starchy foods we eat, potatoes and sweet potatoes are the worst for the soil.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Potatoes are just overgrown beans. They grew so big they lost most of that healthy bean fiber.
late_list@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
archonet@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Oh I know where this is from…
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
popsalottacornsyrup@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CRANKIN MA COB
AGD4@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin’ delicious.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Too much usa-centric politics -> corn as a protest
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Yeah this community is used by some people as a generic dumping ground for US political images - meme or not. I’m not even American but I’m fine keeping up with the political shit show that is the USA right now but ffs a screencap of some American politician’s Twitter post is NOT a shitpost.
Is nothing sacred anymore? I really wish the mods would start removing posts because the cornposting isn’t working
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We’re channeling Khrushchev
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It’s COOOOOOOOOORN
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cornography
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The Corn must grow.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Memba when that lady stuck a corn up her pussy?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I could use a reminder
robocall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t look self-inserted
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She seemed friendly. You could ask her.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it’s different. Consider again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it every corn you love, every corn you know, every corn you ever heard of, every cultivar that ever was, lived out its life. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident recipes, listicles, and culinary doctrines, every farmer and forager, every binger and dieter, every planter and harvester of fields, every succotash and popcorn, every monoecious couple in love, every pistil and stamen, hopeful seedling, barbecuer and chef, every eater of cornmeal, every corrupt subsidy, every cob and kernel in the history of our tummies lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
can@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
corn :)
corn ;)
SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
Monster96@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s with this corny post?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cracker bargle
unaccounted4@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Needs more garlic powder!
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The thing people can’t digest?
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beans?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
why is there corn in my shit?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Corn is soo 2025.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
God damn, that looks delicious
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not enough butter. And where is the Lowry’s?
Redacted@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
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