That's a shit beer!

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• wizblizz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Remember when we didn’t have censored shit on the internet?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey what the fuck you doing mate you can’t fucking say shit on the internet bro.

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    • nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And ad-free YouTube? Twas a simpler time.

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    • modus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I used to buy guns on reddit.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I remember when the only censored thing was the final stages of a bonsai kitten.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Remember when they started adding that shit and you could get kids who were running it kicked off the internet any time you said “fuck”?

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “I wish my arm was shorter, cause it feels like grabbing ya.”

  Fuckin gold.

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The more foam, the longer a keg stretches (pure profit for the house). But sure, let’s gaslight the consumer into thinking foam is BETTER than beer: www.brewer-world.com/3-pours-of-pilsner-urquell/

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In every brewery I’ve been to that has these pours, they adjust the price accordingly and you’re not getting ripped off anymore than buying a regular pint. I’ve never heard somebody say that foam was better than beer, but there are a lot of reasons for these different pilsner pours.

    If you’re curious, I can ask my husband (a brewer) what the purpose of these pours is.

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    • edible_funk@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The purpose of these pours is to tell your customers in no uncertain terms that they’re not fuckin welcome. I’m firmly with the old bastard on this one, that pour is fuckin offensive. And it makes your beer taste like shit.

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    • fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thank you, that would be great to know. Had no idea they charged differently. There’s obviously history behind it.

      Was also told by a friend that in some countries there are glass pour-lines below the lip of the glass. They are required to fill beer to the line, but different glasses have different levels for amount of foam.

      Around us, there are no such rules. In some breweries you get 1cm, in other 3-4cm of foam, all for the same price.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They (Urquell) also teach this when you visit them as a bartender (idk if they still do it, but if your pub sold enough Urquell they’d invite you for a tour). They very much have an incentive to make it kegs last less, but they don’t.

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  • Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did… Did you watch it all? It’s a prank on a regular customer.

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• jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now this is what life is about. Pull pranks on your friends and family, piss them the fuck off, then enjoy it as they found out it was just a joke. I fucking love it.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love a good prank as long as it’s good-natured, doesn’t damage anything, and doesn’t put anyone in harm’s way.

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    • jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Agreed.

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• genzboomer@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does anyone else find the 5 camera-angles detract from the realness of the video?

  I mean, yeah, no TV is real, but this pretending that it is a real situation in this style of video irritates me in a way I cannot describe.

  Am I being too picky? I don’t know.

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Realness in what way? this video was made as a prank its not supposed to reflect a real situation

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    • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, I agree. I don’t feel like they were trying to pass it off as a real situation. The guy was a regular and they knew they could mess with him.

      I think he means the ones where like someone is videoing someone who’s videoing something else. Or some ridiculous situation where it’s like “why would you even bother recording if you didn’t know something crazy was gonna happen.”

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “ignore these cameras and have a totally real reaction while we prank you, please”

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    • genzboomer@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh that makes sense. Thank you. I am happpy too that he accidentally mic’d himself up in the morning so we could hear him having his totally real reaction to the prank he didn’t know about.

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’re quite good at what they do and have been doing for a real time. With consequences like getting banned from shops, but clearly they worked together with owners of the pub for this one (they sometimes cooperate with random local businesses for pranks).

    Misfit minds on YouTube if anyone’s interested

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• wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Randy Johnson talks differently than I thought

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  • SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He was never the same after he exploded that bird.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I once was on an international high-speed train that was stopped because of too much foam on a beer … that’s when it stops being funny.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wtf did the passenger just pull the breaks and left or what

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    • remon@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, the passenger was so upset about the foamy bear they called the police. But it was the last stop before the border, so police couldn’t stay on the train and the passenger refused to leave the train. So they just stopped the entire train to take her statement on the train.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “clap clap for the handicapped” new insult unlocked, that’s a good one!

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m gonna get fired for using that one at work and it will have been worth it.

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• Zannsolo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If the head is bigger than 1 cm or so it’s a shit pour

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  • m8052@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ever been to Prague ?

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or Japan? They love giving head. At least 3 fingers

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    • Zannsolo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nope

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• drre@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  awesome! where’s this from?

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  • drre@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    m.youtube.com/@misfitmindss/videos

    youtu.be/ybbc4EFNEJY

    nevermind i think u found them

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagine being mad that you get less Carlton

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• nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If that were a Guinness it would be a perfect pour.

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  • Taldan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It would be out of spec. 10-12mm, of head is the spec for a Guinness pour, if I recall correctly

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    • nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Which… will appear after a while as Guinness is the kind of beer that is so dang dense it will remain mostly level as the head turns to liquid. It was a joke.

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m so darn mad it’s going to be mostly head!

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Phil is a real one.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Try ordering a beer in Japan. They think there that the foam contains all the alcohol, it’s not at all uncommon to get glasses with over half foam

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  • marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t think it was that common except at Kirin City. Their menu literally says that they don’t pour the head off, and they serve the glass with half of foam: Menu

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