50,424 AD

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m one of fifteen people who play Marathon. In it there’s a pink cybernetic cat that you can sometimes spot. The lore audio entires you can find for it are heartbreaking. It’s human little girl whom it loved died, along with all the other humans, but it remains. Alone. Still missing and grieving the loss of the girl.

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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Double points for being crablike. Everything becomes crab.

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  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    this is a misconception, “carcinization” doesn’t mean that literally everything eventually becomes a crab, people or dogs or sharks will not turn into crabs over the next hundred million years. it only applies to marine arthropods; things like lobsters, shrimp, and isopods have a strong tendency to fold their tails under their body, and get wider and flatter, becoming crab-like. the creature in the image, with its long straight tail, is more lobster-like than crab-like, and thus is actually a counterexample to carcinization

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    • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      True, it’s mainly a Joke. Obviously we totally will not turn into crab people.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “Their ceremonies, despite everything, still prove to be a mystery to us. They were an advanced, sapient species and yet their fertility rituals, involving placing their gods within resealable glass vessels to be engulfed by their motile gametes, seem to afford them the opposite effect. Surely this lowered their rate of conception rather than raising it, and surely they understood that. And yet, we find so many figurettes sealed within long coagulated excretions. Truly, they were a curious bunch.”

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Its good of the crabs to use the Anno Domini Gregorian calendar.

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• jared@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One day we’ll all be crabs.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Billy Idol is quite the prognosticator.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I read this in burialgoods voice

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