A wise man once said to me: “It’s a game of numbers!”, currently the numbers aren’t in my favour, it seems.
Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick
Submitted 17 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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serpineslair@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
gnutrino@programming.dev 15 hours ago
Never tell me the odds!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 hours ago
Glad to see this is still around.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
He was a hero for about 2 seconds.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
And which of them is your mother?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
What a missed chance to ask for a 39-some.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
There is a Futurama episode about that
Saapas@piefed.zip 16 hours ago
Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
Sigh Femoids are heartless.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
You missed the /s
Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Wow… you need to get off the internet
Broadfern@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 7 hours ago
Kek