hæma neggz, please
Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit
Submitted 10 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 10 months ago
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
pleez*
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 months ago
Careful with that hard zee.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 months ago
American English was a mistake!
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
I like to troll Americans occasionally by calling American English ‘English (simplified)’.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
English (Reformed)
ignotum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
America
n Englishwas a mistake! *KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Everything after old English was a mistake smh
Āweorp nīewe Ænglisċ and sprec eald Ænglisċ!
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
That’s easy for you to say.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
gesundheit!
SandroWolf@feddit.org 10 months ago
SPRICH
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
inbringing frankish was a misnimming, we need to start using Anglish.
anglish.org/wiki/Anglish
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I don’t think it’s a book on accents, its a phonetic book for learning English. I have one for learning French, it’s in English phonetic to pronounce French words. Just a different way to learn the language.
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
I daresay it was a book sold in America for ‘English Pronunciation’, or something, but it definitely spells out an American accent, which is understandable. Not sure why the person in the post feels so called out by it, other than ignorance of one’s own accent.
I always kind of enjoy reading spelled out accents as a literary exercise. Pratchett was great at it with the Mac Nac Feegle, for e.g., and wasn’t that James Joyce’s whole thing?
WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 10 months ago
This is good
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sh’g’r, Cthulhu’s booty call
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
my favorite playful insult is “I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text”, I live in Florida so it’s pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it’s hilarious
My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of “adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously” so we both sound like we’re making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭
he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 10 months ago
Exotic coloration and a big one to! Definitely a keeper
ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”
Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
uuldika@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
what phonetic writing system is this? it’s definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
American IPA.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I’d rather have a Czech pilsner, thanks
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well that was a fun read!
To be fair, it’s cause you can speak faster that way.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 months ago
Where’s the lie?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 10 months ago
There is no lie. It's just tough to admit that it's fairly accurate.
amotio@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tryalanerar is my next nickname.
crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 10 months ago
You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.
TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
…coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
First thing I thought, too. For tea, yes, but for coffee? Madness!
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 10 months ago
A few drops of lemon juice helps cut the bitterness. Just be careful about adding milk or cream!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just tell him that he doesn’t drink real mate, and that spanish doesn’t have that many sh sounds in it.
“I took my yerba mate to yoga class in Mr Miyagis ying yang dojo” is not meant to be pronounced as “Sho shevo mi sherba mate al clase de shoga en el dosho shing shang de señor mishagi”
rothaine@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Neffinal Jabra would be a good stage name for a standup comedian.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Argentenglish
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
argen’t glish
TheBat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fancy some neggz?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
No but I’d like some seggz pls
pero@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
The russian anti alcohol propaganda poster captioned with "Nou… lem’n’n’ sh’g’r!