hæma neggz, please
Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit
Submitted 2 weeks ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pleez*
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Careful with that hard zee.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
American English was a mistake!
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I like to troll Americans occasionally by calling American English ‘English (simplified)’.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
English (Reformed)
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
America
n Englishwas a mistake! *KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Everything after old English was a mistake smh
Āweorp nīewe Ænglisċ and sprec eald Ænglisċ!
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
That’s easy for you to say.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
gesundheit!
SandroWolf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
SPRICH
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
inbringing frankish was a misnimming, we need to start using Anglish.
anglish.org/wiki/Anglish
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I don’t think it’s a book on accents, its a phonetic book for learning English. I have one for learning French, it’s in English phonetic to pronounce French words. Just a different way to learn the language.
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I daresay it was a book sold in America for ‘English Pronunciation’, or something, but it definitely spells out an American accent, which is understandable. Not sure why the person in the post feels so called out by it, other than ignorance of one’s own accent.
I always kind of enjoy reading spelled out accents as a literary exercise. Pratchett was great at it with the Mac Nac Feegle, for e.g., and wasn’t that James Joyce’s whole thing?
WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This is good
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sh’g’r, Cthulhu’s booty call
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
my favorite playful insult is “I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text”, I live in Florida so it’s pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it’s hilarious
My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of “adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously” so we both sound like we’re making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭
he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Exotic coloration and a big one to! Definitely a keeper
ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”
Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
what phonetic writing system is this? it’s definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
American IPA.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I’d rather have a Czech pilsner, thanks
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Well that was a fun read!
To be fair, it’s cause you can speak faster that way.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Where’s the lie?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
There is no lie. It's just tough to admit that it's fairly accurate.
amotio@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tryalanerar is my next nickname.
crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.
TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
…coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
First thing I thought, too. For tea, yes, but for coffee? Madness!
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
A few drops of lemon juice helps cut the bitterness. Just be careful about adding milk or cream!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just tell him that he doesn’t drink real mate, and that spanish doesn’t have that many sh sounds in it.
“I took my yerba mate to yoga class in Mr Miyagis ying yang dojo” is not meant to be pronounced as “Sho shevo mi sherba mate al clase de shoga en el dosho shing shang de señor mishagi”
rothaine@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Neffinal Jabra would be a good stage name for a standup comedian.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Argentenglish
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
argen’t glish
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fancy some neggz?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
No but I’d like some seggz pls
pero@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The russian anti alcohol propaganda poster captioned with "Nou… lem’n’n’ sh’g’r!