Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods

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• MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the horseshit you get when you insist on voting Republican.

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• AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anything but climate change.

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh no, the Alligator Aushwitz state is now saying Syndrome is going to destroy one state after another

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• starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn’t so his oil stocks keep going up.

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• Bwaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  jfc, these people are stupid.

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• BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Woah woah woah, this about chemtrails? I can’t believe I’m even surprised, really, but how can these idiots be focused on this rather then literally any of the actual issues that people are facing right now?

  That’s a rhetorical question, I already known the answer is they want to handwave away real issues and only focus on the theater issues they themselves create to generate outrage.

  But I mean, they want to outlaw the imaginary chemtrails? Didn’t have that on my apocalyptic bingo card.

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• notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You couldn’t make this shit up 😜😜😜

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If burning oil and coal can be considered weather modification and geoengineering, then yes.

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• FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Florida Man strikes again.

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  that's because florida attorney general james uthmeier is an idiot

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a rube. It was the jewish space lazers! /s

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The level of stupidity in Jewish Space Lasers being to blame for every US catastrophe is Zionists control the US already, as always. Even Soros loves Israel and Ukraine, and would attack their enemies instead. The only other alterative is Trump/Hegseth killing Texans now for unknown reasons.

  Global warming is settled physics. While it makes more frequent intense storms, storms happened prior to global warming too. There is zero need to politicize physics. Only hair brained conspiracy theories needed to politicize attacks on physics.

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• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The hoops these dipshits will jump through to absolve themselves of any culpability… it’s pathetic

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• tane69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m dead serious when I say the average Florida politician has literally subhuman levels of reasoning and empathy. They’re basically a different species and frankly belong in a cage

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• Antaeus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sigh…

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