Blumpkinhead
@Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 1 week ago:
That why you need to bring your poop knife with you to space.
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 1 week ago:
Wait… are they making pollution illegal? That seems awfully woke, Florida.
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 1 week ago:
I hope you’re cancer free now.
^^I ^^also ^^hope ^^you ^^get ^^your ^^bike ^^back.
- Comment on When does Trump finally start taking accountability? 2 weeks ago:
Who said that?
- Comment on When does Trump finally start taking accountability? 2 weeks ago:
Jesus Christ. 15 years??
- Comment on The Mayor of Calgary, Canada, just received this letter 2 weeks ago:
It almost looks like someone started to make a paper airplane out of it.
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 3 weeks ago:
Should have chewed first.
- Comment on Are drink coasters for people who frequently spill their drink or have trouble drinking without dribbling down the cup? 5 weeks ago:
Arm coasters.
- Comment on Why do some people hate drinking water? 5 weeks ago:
What about drinking with a straw?
- Comment on As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG 1 month ago:
What is Denonvu?
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 1 month ago:
The screens on the pumps (around me at least) have a mute button on the screen.
- Comment on Are standing seats on airliners actually going to be a thing? 1 month ago:
Not sure why you got downvoted, I thought it was funny.
- Comment on Are standing seats on airliners actually going to be a thing? 1 month ago:
Now you’re in the cargo hold with the bags. Now what?
- Comment on The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill 2 months ago:
I don’t think they’re being sarcastic, lol, but I know what you mean.
- Comment on 'Make America Greay Again': are MAGA monarchists? 2 months ago:
I don’t know about monarchist, but they’re definitely morons.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
In my experience, mod makers will create mods that change the game the way they feel it should be. I’m not sure why the change was made in this specific mod that you’re talking about. You would have to ask the mod creator.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
What do you mean by “opinionated”?
- Comment on What do you do if you encounter a skunk? 3 months ago:
Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.
- Comment on What is a metaphor you like in your language? 5 months ago:
Brb, I gotta go take a Brontosaurus.
- Comment on Anyone ever look at pictures of themselves as a child and feel no connection to them? 5 months ago:
I don’t intend this to be flippant, but have you considered therapy to talk about why you feel this way?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Where did you hear that?
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 6 months ago:
I see you’ve met my dad.
- Comment on If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him? 9 months ago:
“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”
- Comment on Is martial arts really that useful? 9 months ago:
English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.
- Comment on Has Google Search gotten so much worse in the last couple of weeks? 10 months ago:
What are quoted strings?
- Comment on Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys? 10 months ago:
That’s cool. More boob for me then.
- Comment on How do you ask for a haircut? 10 months ago:
“Like it is now…only shorter.”
- Comment on How do you ask for a haircut? 10 months ago:
“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”
- Comment on Why isn't jerking off more valorized as an easy dopamine hit that's also literally good for you? 1 year ago:
I haven’t seen the movie. How does it depict make sexuality as inherently dangerous?
- Comment on Why do people around me tend to increase their responsibility load (i.e. have children, become a manager, do charity, etc.) while I (30M) try to avoid it as much as I can? 1 year ago:
Some of us like to poop in the sand box as well.