Blumpkinhead

@Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have chewed first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are drink coasters for people who frequently spill their drink or have trouble drinking without dribbling down the cup?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Arm coasters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people hate drinking water?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about drinking with a straw?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is Denonvu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The screens on the pumps (around me at least) have a mute button on the screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are standing seats on airliners actually going to be a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure why you got downvoted, I thought it was funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are standing seats on airliners actually going to be a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you’re in the cargo hold with the bags. Now what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think they’re being sarcastic, lol, but I know what you mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Make America Greay Again': are MAGA monarchists?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about monarchist, but they’re definitely morons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience, mod makers will create mods that change the game the way they feel it should be. I’m not sure why the change was made in this specific mod that you’re talking about. You would have to ask the mod creator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean by “opinionated”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you do if you encounter a skunk?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a metaphor you like in your language?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb, I gotta go take a Brontosaurus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone ever look at pictures of themselves as a child and feel no connection to them?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t intend this to be flippant, but have you considered therapy to talk about why you feel this way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you hear that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you’ve met my dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is martial arts really that useful?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Google Search gotten so much worse in the last couple of weeks?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are quoted strings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cool. More boob for me then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you ask for a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Like it is now…only shorter.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you ask for a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't jerking off more valorized as an easy dopamine hit that's also literally good for you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen the movie. How does it depict make sexuality as inherently dangerous?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people around me tend to increase their responsibility load (i.e. have children, become a manager, do charity, etc.) while I (30M) try to avoid it as much as I can?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us like to poop in the sand box as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Plenty of time to read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone drink instant coffee anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s dalgona?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I build up immunity to cold temperature?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were only wearing a t-shirt, I’m betting people were more shocked at your lack of pants than your tolerance for the temperature.