Blumpkinhead

@Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you do if you encounter a skunk?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a metaphor you like in your language?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb, I gotta go take a Brontosaurus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone ever look at pictures of themselves as a child and feel no connection to them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t intend this to be flippant, but have you considered therapy to talk about why you feel this way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the US really have no instruments in case a newly elected president immediatelly and openly exposes he's a nazi?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you hear that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you’ve met my dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is martial arts really that useful?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Google Search gotten so much worse in the last couple of weeks?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are quoted strings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cool. More boob for me then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you ask for a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Like it is now…only shorter.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you ask for a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't jerking off more valorized as an easy dopamine hit that's also literally good for you?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen the movie. How does it depict make sexuality as inherently dangerous?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people around me tend to increase their responsibility load (i.e. have children, become a manager, do charity, etc.) while I (30M) try to avoid it as much as I can?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us like to poop in the sand box as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Plenty of time to read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone drink instant coffee anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s dalgona?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I build up immunity to cold temperature?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were only wearing a t-shirt, I’m betting people were more shocked at your lack of pants than your tolerance for the temperature.