Submitted 9 months ago by Wanderer@lemm.ee to [deleted]
I have it on pretty good authority that everyone who likes having sex with humans likes female boobs. And plump round asses. It’s some deeply ingrained evolutionary stuff.
Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.
Yeah nah gay guy here to ruin your theory - I’ve got absolutely no attraction to boobs and/or feminine asses. I’m sure some tendency towards bisexuality is more common than strict homo/hetero-sexuality, but I strongly doubt I’m alone in this either.
Also a gay man, and yeah. No sexual attraction to boobs at all. I’ve played with straight girl boobs while drunk, because straight girls do that when you’re in your teens and early 20s, but it’s always been sort of a drunk funning around thing, not a sex thing. I have the exact same amount of sexual attraction to girl boobs as I have to, like, knees. They’re a body part, that’s about it.
Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.
Is that actually the case though? Wouldn’t you have to be straight or bi to appreciate them erotically?
Isn’t it the same thing with muscles? If anything guys are even crazier about muscles than women
I have it on pretty good authority that everyone
That’s where your comment went wrong. Just about everything that anyone claims “everyone” does is false. Maybe “lots of people,” “most people,” or even “by far, most people” do a thing, but literally “everyone”? BS.
I don’t like looking at breasts, and I have absolutely no interest in them.
Hooray for boobies.
I imagine they like boobs more than straight guys. They don’t like straight guys very much at all.
even straight women like them. I was listening to some NPR thing about this guy in his 50s who got implants, and sometimes wears dresses and heels, but still considers himself a cis man, and his wife said fucking a man with tits is one of the hottest things you can do.
She is probably bisexual. Just saying.
I remember reading a post where the she’s explaining her bisexuality to her grandma and grandma goes, “oh everyone has those feeling. I had feelings for one of my girl friends when i was a teenager.” She then had to explain that no not everyone has those feelings.
she said she was straight. how’s about we don’t go around telling other people their sexual orientations
Npr was wildin that day lol
I am lesbian - love them A LOT in a sexual way and for comfort.
Boob pillows are amazing.
Exactly. Best place to be.
I suspect that the enjoyment of boobies is sort of subjective to each individual for both lesbians and straight men alike
Personally, I fucking love them
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Pansexual woman chiming in; boobs are distractingly wonderful!. I’m more of a butt girl, but always appreciate nice boobs 😅
Being a dominatrix, might help though. Nipple clamps, biting them, teasing them; it all adds to my pleasure.
They like them even more.
How the fuck they get anything done then?
How much time do you spend grabbing your own butt?
Feels a lot better when my partner grabs them tbh
Don’t worry - I never get anything done. 🥸
Am gay; can confirm.
Pronouns check out
AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs
not this gay guy, y’all can enjoy em all you want tho
That’s cool. More boob for me then.
I had gay friends who also look at boobs when they see it.
In their drunkest, they were also willing to motor boat them.
Idk. I’m an aro/ace and to me it’s mostly just another body part. I’d be surprised if most gay guys would feel different
Had a lesbian friend, she liked ass more.
Por que no los dos?
[Nobody who is an ass (wo)man is all bad]
Do all straight guys like boobs the same?
I’m a straight guy. I don’t think I like boobs like most other straight guys.
You ARE back on your bs!
Heretic
Just as no two boobs are the same, a straight man’s love of boobs is a beautiful individual flower.
Personally I’m more of a leg guy 🤷♂️.
And I don’t particularly like overly large breasts, which lots of people seem to enjoy. A handful is fine, thank you very much.
I heard this in my head like Andy Kaufman.
Woman: (shows her beautiful knockers)
We pretty much all love them. Some of us love them even more than that…
I’m not sure how much the normal amount is, but I’m pretty sure I’m a “more than that”.
That doesn’t address the question.
And you speak for all men now?
Straight guy here, boobs are nice, vaginas are nice. Don’t like ass tho. And I’m impartial to feet, armpits and all that other stuff.
I do have to say that physical attraction is not that important, I am always looking for the right vibe.
I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.
My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”
Probably not those from cultures where breasts are less sexualized.
Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.
Wat. I didn’t know that! I mean, I’m not offended by dicks, but I don’t love (or even really like) them…
Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own.
Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them, they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.
I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.
What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?
no we don’t, not all of us anyways
feet tho…
Asexual and sex-repulsed married lesbian here. Although I love my wife romantically very much, I don’t want to do anything to her chest.
Even gay men like boobs, it’s kind f built in to us as a species.
definitely not.
No way. I’m a guy and I love them ∞^3 much!
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sorry I’m a little late to the party but I’d say a good amount of us do :P