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• dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least those corners are cut with shiny new knives. Have you considered buying a new set?

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• lurker2718@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

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  • ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A new set of knives?

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A new set of knives?

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• CriticalMiss@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Big knives are up to something

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not a noif this is a noif

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• markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wonder if this is the result of AI poisoning- this doesn’t look like a typical LLM output even for a bad result. I have read some papers that outline methods that can be used to poison search AI results (not bothering to find the actual papers since this was several months ago and they’re probably out of date already) in which a random seeming string of characters like “usbeiwbfofbwu-$&#8_:$&#)” can be found that will cause the AI to say whatever you want it to. This is accomplished by utilizing another ML algorithm to find the random string of characters you can tack onto whatever you want the AI to output. One paper used this to get Google search to answer “What’s the best coffee maker?” With a fictional brand made up for the experiment. Perhaps someone was trying to get it to hawk their particular knife and it didn’t work properly.

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  • Arkthos@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Repeating the same small phrase endlessly and getting caught in a loop is a very common issue, though it’s not something that happens nearly as frequently as it used to. Here’s a paper about the issue and one attempted methodology to resolve it. arxiv.org/pdf/2012.14660

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• Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  kitchen knives? klingon ones?

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  • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!

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  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1000009176

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  AI is truly the sharpest tool in the kitchen cabinet shed

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  … a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives…

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• dullbananas@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A new set of knives can include things like glue.

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Coffee’s for closers only

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

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• Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gemini needs to stop edging me

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It must’ve taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar’s gift.

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Too lazy to make this into the appropriate meme… use your imagination.

  Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Glados, is that you?

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hint

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• rarbg@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that a threat??

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• CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I might get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

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    • altasshet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But only if all they need is a knife.

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.

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• wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I guess “knives” hits a safety restriction that’s been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And a partridge in a pear tree!

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

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