This is textbook hysteria. This woman needs a lobotomy, stat, before the damage spreads to her vagina. Without that, she’s worthless.
It's not that bad quit whining
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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Our latest research has shown that anal sex is a very humane way to give a woman’s life meaning after losing her vaginato hysteria.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
“We’re just gonna do a pregnancy test to rule that out”
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Obviously not applicable to this case, but if you could pee on a stick to determine whether you’ll be at high risk for mortality within the next year, you might as well. Low risk, high reward.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Except doing so at a doctor’s office (at least in the US) can cost an extortionary amount.
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Sure, we can all see the x-ray, but when was your last period?
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Im not a doctor but I think she might be on her period. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
5765313496@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ooh, are we playing Cat Or Doctor? The party game from Hello From the Magic Tavern? I’m going to guess… cat.
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
I am cat doctor.
shukufuku@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
First step: pregnancy test
iocase@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
They’ll be asking her unconscious body 15 times if she’s pregnant, and her lifeless corpse at least 4 times.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Is this the inside of a llama’s stomach? Perhaps one wearing a hat?
pech@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
Multiple compound and comminuted fractures in carpometacarpal particularly on the right as well as compound and comminuted fractures on the left distal radial and ulnar bones.
Amputating 100%, but where will depend on the possible presence of any severe lacerations, contusions, and third or fourth degree burns.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
tempest@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It’s not lupus
_lilith@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
doc says they can’t lend a hand
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
At this level of trauma the orthopedist isnt going to get that specific. It’s just going to be a trans carpal traumatic amputation of the left icd-10 S68.412 (Complete) and a traumatic trans metacarpal amputation of the right icd-10 S68.711.
More than likely both will end up being a distal transradial amputations.
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
You can tell this man is a doctor because he wants to amputate the hand that is already disconnected.
Gotta get that $$$.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It will prob still require a distal radial amputation just to aid in prosthetic fittings. Those carpal bones don’t really do anything for ya but create osteoarthritis if you’re missing the rest of the hand.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
Oh, I’m sorry, were you planning on using those metacarpals for something?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean you don’t HAVE to be able to get a prosthesis. If you wanna rock a battle stump you’re welcome to?
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Idk, but “u’re” gave me a minor aneurysm
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
u’rr’ar’re
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Straight to the gulag with you!
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’m thinking how this injury could have been caused by a single incident. Like both hands dismembered, with the right hand’s (on the left side?) thumb broken but otherwise relatively ok, whereas the left hand (on the right side) got basically cleaved, with the index finger flattened/elongated/crushed with the thumb looking fine (I think? looks sus, but can’t really say…).
first thought is a car accident, but then the whole bits of hands and them arranged wrongly doesn’t really make sense in my head, like, this xray wouldn’t even be taken in the process of saving their life, I would think (unless they are dead, and this is a post mortem xray, but then at that point, why wouldn’t you arrange it properly then?)
So I am thinking of some heavy machinery accident, and they managed recover whatever is left of their hands and limbs, rushed into the hospital, thus taking a quick xray to immediately see the extent of the damage.
Or it could be ai, no idea, not a doctor…
smh@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Article from 2014 says it was a factory accident to an 18 year old worker. CW: pictures of his hands post-repair but still bloody. nydailynews.com/…/chinese-worker-gets-pincers-for…
radiouser@crazypeople.online 3 weeks ago
Damn, that absolutely sucks :(
TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Damn I was kinda hoping the person just moved their hands around while the xray was taking place
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck, they repaired them?! That’s actually incredible
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Real answer has been posted, but my initial thought was that something like 4 m80s all blew up at the same time, with the person like pancaking or prayer-handsing them.
Fucking gnarly.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
First thing I’d do is spell “you’re” correctly.
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yup I was stuck on that for some time… too much work to type you but you still include the 're ?? What kind of absolute derangment is this
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
That’s why they say “U’re a doctor,” cuz clearly they ain’t.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
When was your last period?
GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“It’s because you are fat”
“That will be $5900”.
BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Found the American
GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Funnily enough, I’m one of the few Americans that gets socialized healthcare because I served in the Navy.
I’ve been pushing for everyone to get it over here
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
u’re are
🤦♂️
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Doctor: “Lose weight!”
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean I get it’s a joke I the case of this X-ray, but maybe you SHOULD lose some weight, quit smoking, drink less, and check if you’re pregnant? Your body is your temple but we don’t have to be that literal about it.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“You’d be prettier if you smiled more”.
houndeyes@toast.ooo 3 weeks ago
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
She must be low on zinc
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They do this to trans guys too. Recent hospitalization was 50/50 “she” versus “he” from the nurses and docs of course.
They refused to put me out and barely gave me pain meds while I was screaming as they stabbed and dug around to drain an abscess. Worst pain I have ever experienced was “anxiety.”
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Clearly trauma happened. Why xray? Would that help in putting the puzzle back together?
rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
because regular photo is too gory
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
its even worse if you dare be overweight, or dare to say what you feel, then you dont even have any problems except your weight or youre a google doctor. who cares about “tests” im going to spain with my frat bros
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You get a response from a doctor? Is this some non-UK joke I’m too UK to understand?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My first diagnosis is he’s got hypothermia, second he is missing is epidermis.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
The front fell off. I just want to make it clear that’s not supposed to happen.
Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looks like a bad case of overpowered firecrackers.
Also what is the situation with pain, like it’s harmful for people to take too many pain meds and it’s harmful to not give someone enough. Seems like a tricky problem with few ways to get it right and too many ways to get it wrong.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh that’s easy, simply let the patient writhe in pain. You can’t show me your pain, and it doesn’t hurt the bottom line.
Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And when you’ve been duped by a handful of junkies looking for a fix, who should probably get an Oscar for their performance? In poorer places they are very minimal with resources because of the cost. In places like the US you have tight regulations after the opioid epidemic. I imagine in places with primary socialized medicine it’s controlled for both reasons.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rub some bacon on it.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
WALK IT OFF.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Well there’s your problem right there.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*u’r
FTFY
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Eh, just throw some duct tape and you’ll be fine
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I need to start carrying around a bingo board with tape over each spot, in case I have to go to the hospital. Then I can have squares on all the stupid shit one checks before waiting in line for hours, spending hundreds, and missing a workday.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Spouse was at a dentist visit and her blood pressure was so high they threatened to call an ambulance. Has been that high off and on for weeks.
Take her to the doctor, doc knows she’s had a full hysterectomy, knows she doesn’t exaggerate, knows she refuses to take anything medincinal unless forced. This lady raw dogs migraines to avoid Ibuprofen.
First words out if doc’s mouth, “BP that high isn’t unheard of in women having their periods. Are you sure it’s not your time of the month?” Followed by, “well I’m sure you’re just nervous around doctors, it will go down when you get home.”
Zorcron@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
High blood pressure alone is not an emergency. Definitely something to be concerned about preventing/treating in the long term, but no blood pressure number alone warrants an ambulance without also having symptoms of something like a heart attack or stroke that indicates organ damage.
That said, that kind of blasé approach to markedly elevated blood pressure with no real plan to reassess or find a root cause is still unacceptable, especially lazily blaming it on menstruation like is so common. So not trying to undermine your experience, I just had to chime in bc the “hypertensive crisis” thing is a pet peeve of mine.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah this very much depends on the actual specific number. I work inpatient so I don’t blink at 155 systolic because we’re gonna take it again in 12h and honestly these days the hospitalist says current evidence supports not even treating emergently until 170. 140s to me is a GP/PCP’s problem 3 months from now and 130s they’ll probably just tell the person to eat less salt. There’s also the possibility that the doctor just figured she wouldn’t take anything anyway based on this person’s description.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Every lady’s experience in a red state. Seriously, I’m not making a joke, being a “conservative” as defined in the US political system NEEDS to be categorized as a mental disorder that precludes people from being doctors at the least.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Idk, I’d say a blood pressure of 300/200 or 50/20 would warrant an ER ambulance trip, even without symptoms
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This definitely isn’t just a female thing. We were all exchanging doctor stories the other night and everyone had ones like this. Weirdly they were all in the past few years and that being gaslit or dismissed by a doctor just feels normal now.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Doctors are useless assholes nowadays, more interested in yapping about themselves than anything remotely useful.
I’d rather have a drunk North Korean veterinarian who lost his license and doesn’t understand a word of English address my issues than any of the psychotic freaks Canada is cranking out lately.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Sounds like medical PTSD. I’ve fucked my liver taking OTC meds in very high dozes cuz I don’t trust doctors. Had to have an emergency hysterectomy at 38 because they wouldn’t listen. That kind of pain is indescribable.
Had a cardiologist come into my room with a team of students to prove I only had anxietyand hypochondria a few years ago. Shortly after, Was diagnosed with Dysautonomia shortly after and I now have a pacemaker.
I’m done with doctors and would rather just die at home at this point. Fuck them.
Sorry for your spouse. ‘Womanly’ pain is the worst pain there is, imo.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
😬