As long as I'm horizontal I'm set

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  the vibe is: “🌈 Horse Tranquilizers 🌈”.

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fun fact: at its peak in 1920, the horse population of the US was 25 million. Today it is 6 million

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  • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Quite unsurprsing

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  • kilgore_trout@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    On the other hand, the chicken population

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s probably record and still growing. Proud to say, not due to me though

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They’re just deliciousness. Sorry!

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• fistac0rpse@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I'll down for a ketamine beach party

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  • emmanuel_car@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🎶 We’re doin’ K at the function 🎶

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  0 horse cocks

  Not my scene

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s probably one stallion in this herd. And maybe he doesn’t have his cock out yet, but if you ask nicely and tease a little, that could change.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t know enough about what’s going on to judge, but at least there aren’t dragging someone through a city street with a sack “catching” their shit and people think its alright they’ve been doing it all day when they were to hot to walk ~150 meters.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    These horses are living wild (feral) in a protected natural area with nice beaches to sunbathe on and no natural predators.

    Yes, for the most part, these horses are living exceptionally good horsey lives. Far more fortunate than most horses.

    (Though there definitely are some downsides. There’s nobody to take care of them if they get injured or sick, nobody to give them dewormer and rid them of parasites. On average, they’re probably not living quite as long as a well cared-for domestic horse. But maybe the freedom to roam and reproduce as they choose makes up for that, as the vast majority of domestic horses are not allowed to do either of those on their own volition.)

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• Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Horsies look like they have an inclination to be horizontal.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Assateague/Chincoteague Island for the curious.

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• Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Steven!

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• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  they’re not cute anime girls who go to an academy to study how to run better

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