the public demands ANSWERS

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• Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I wish I didn’t know that. Now I really want to pet a jaguar.

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• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Very soft

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a trick. The jaguars killed Sebastián and used his phone to lure in more prey.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    no

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Emoji with pained face frozen in time disintegrating into a cloud of dust

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How long do I get to pet the Jaguar before it kills me?

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    • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it sleeping? Or awake?

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  • comfy@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yep, I’ve also gotten responses pretty reliably from professional artists, including those I’d assumed would be far too busy to answer (including the directors and writers of famous tv shows).

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Are jaguar soft?

  FTFH.

  Pro tip: don’t waste people’s time by forcing them to respond before you ask your question. Be polite and pleasant, AND ask your question at the same time. It saves both them and you a lot of time.

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  • jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    although this is usually correct, here it is important for the joke that setup and punchline are seperated by anticipation.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First of its a joke with a set up and punchline. Secondly its a group chat as can be seen from the two hearts and group chats work differently.

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  • ls64@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nohello.net

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you!

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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hi

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  • vodka@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    dontasktoask.com

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is probably my biggest pet peeve. I stopped responding entirely, now I just wait until they ask their question. Eventually they’ll learn.

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  • RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I write all my messages like there will be a 5 day delay for a response. Some people think I am mistaking the chat app for an email service lol

    Another thing that is irritating is when people

    Type part of a sentence And sends it

    But continue on

    And on

    And you’re just like

    Are you done?

    It’s arguably less productive than asking to ask, as your attention is constantly grabbed to the new messages, instead of going back to your thing while waiting for the other to say their question

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    • Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I do this except I’m just adding more sentences or rewriting my last message with more info

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• Klear@quokk.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Touch is a good option to distinguish between a jaguar and a shark in a dark room - jaguar is soft and shark is smooth. Easy. You’ll never cagain onfuse a jaguar with a shark.

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  • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shark’s only smooth from front to back. Otherwise shark’s sandpaper.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nope. Sharks are smooth as hell in all directions.

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I still remember when I went to an aquarium as a kid and touched the sting rays. That texture has stayed in my mind ever since. I still can’t find anything it compares well to.

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I still can’t find anything it compares well to.

      So … what was it like ?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You might enjoy a shagrin couch.

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was 100% sure that would be the answer. Is there a feline that is rough?

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  • TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have one yes, very rough. Negative survival intincts. Got trapped once and didn’t even try to get out.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is an abuse of power. But since you’ve crossed the line already, could you ask about axolotles? Do they look happy even when they are sad?

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• LeapSecond@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty sure Sebastián would be happy to answer this question to non-journalists too

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Non-journalists are soft too.

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• shadowwwind@beehaw.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Next question, can I visit and experience the softness myself? 

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes but only once

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Forbidden dinner date

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    • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Worth it

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  • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right? Must pet spicy floof!

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you imagine how it would feel if the Jaguar curled up in your lap and went to sleep?

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why’d you remove your own upvote? You’re allowed to like the smell of your own.

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    • RustySharp@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a server setting. Their instance doesn’t auto-upvote, and can’t downvote.

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• davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why are there two reactions? Who else was let in on this critical information?

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  • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sebastiàn liked his own message

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    • vodka@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As he should, it was a good message.

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  • Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Us now 🥲

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I recently learned that kangaroos are soft, which surprised me as I always imagined them like weird deer and deer are not soft. I feel like this needs to be a list I can look at somewhere.

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  • comfy@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you looking for the Animal Smoothness Scale?

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think they’re looking for the Animal Softness scale

      The two together form a two dimensional chart though

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder where humans lie on that scale. There’s such a range between ages, hormone levels, and even seasons (my hands are normally soft, but dry winter air is currently interfering with that.)

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Animals vary from one to another as well though. Even in the same litter, you can have one with rough fur and one with fine soft fur. That’s besides the fact that there are many breed of deer.

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But are sharks smooth?

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  • Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends which direction you pet them.

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They can be if they are attracted to you.

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only when they’re trying to date you

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on the angle.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sometimes jaguar sharp

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t just take Sebastian on his word. Ask him to send you a sample.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw

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