Smithers, release the hounds.
Think Bold
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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very_well_lost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck that movie. Waited 2 hours or something and it was like fucking and drugs. Not a single wolf was released on walstreet.
Aneb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
perishthethought@piefed.social 1 month ago
nulluser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
These wolves look super cute tho.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
"Felt cute, might rip throats out later " - Wolfy bois
Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 1 month ago
But why are they being poked with pointy sticks?
Fondots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have a lot of outdoorsy hobbies, most people who are serious about camping and hiking and such are also pretty good about leaving no trace.
But there’s also a lot of people out there who aren’t serious about it, they just think it would be fun to go out in the woods and have a party or whatever and they leave a lot of litter, start fires in inappropriate places, etc.
And at least around me, that’s generally a pretty safe thing for them to do. Theres no really no large predators left for them to be concerned about.
And I sometimes think “maybe if we just reintroduced wolves, that might be enough to dissuade some of these assholes from making a mess in the great outdoors”
Those of us who spend a lot of time outside know there’s usually not too much to worry about as long as you’re taking some basic precautions, but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
amgine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A friends husband refused to go on a trip to Canada because he was convinced they would be attacked by bears. They were going to Toronto
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 month ago
I had a froend who was attacked by bears in toronto. Had a great time.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
it’s like talking to a US tourist as to why they never visit Australia; spiders, snakes, drop bears Crocs…
night_petal@piefed.social 1 month ago
These are also the people that can’t figure out the bear proof trash cans at camp sites and provide hours of entertainment in their attempts to use them.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The overlap between a smart bear and a dumb human is actually pretty vast. Sometimes you gotta just accept that the dumb humans wont be able to figure it out in order to keep the smart bears out too.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 1 month ago
Billionaires? Wolves.
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 month ago
Where?
lena@gregtech.eu 1 month ago
This was written by a wolf
RustyShackleford@piefed.social 1 month ago
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 1 month ago
Sh-shaaa-uuuuuuuuu!
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 month ago
Were
djdarren@piefed.social 1 month ago
There are two wolves in me, and I’m glad I came to this furry convention.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)
Sisyphe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Chuck Testa in 2026. Who’d’ve thought…
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 1 month ago
These have to be the most adorable killer wolves. One is even winking at us!
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s so embarrassing when you think a wolf is winking at you but it’s really winking at the wolf behind you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s winking at the two wolves inside me. And one is winking back and the other one isn’t
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Two wolves inside you? Add more wolves.
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 month ago
Were?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did the CEO of wolves write this?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Inside you are two deer populations
Una@europe.pub 1 month ago
Good puppies :3
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not boars, tho.
Wolves prefer not to fuck with adult boars.
Even when European lions were still around, they’d rather go for something else over a boar. Even bear cubs or baby mammoths, with all the risks involved.
Without some metal animal like Komodo dragons, it falls to humans to keep them in check.Soup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humans with guns and preferably a helicopter.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good luck spotting and hitting boar from a helicopter without like extensive thermal vision and and some massive minigun and even then it’s gonna be hard.
Sneaky fuckers running in the undergrowth.
Remember they got Bobby as well
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
boars are like hundreds of lbs, and they are vicious, and not a natural prey item in usa, they are from eurasia, where the equally dangerous wild boar is native. apparently there is a distinction between a boar and a pig, the domestical feral pig is what the usa has an invasive, the eurasian boar is a different species.
TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 1 month ago
I especially like releasing wolves inside the capitol…
Arkthos@pawb.social 1 month ago
This entire thread is just Werewolf the Apocalypse in a nutshell lmao.
The concept of the game boils down to eco-terrorist werewolves getting mad and tearing the billionaires, factories, and the elementary school class that had a kid accidentally litter to shreds.
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
But pro hunting groups would say wolves are “threatening their way of life.”
Bitch we threatened wolves’ way of life when we exterminated them from habitats. Dear are not meant to populate where they have in numbers they have. The ecosystem didn’t evolve that way.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
If you’re struggling with super thick thighs and want to lose some weight, wolves eating just one of your legs will reduce your weight greatly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re struggling with super thick thighs, no you aren’t
Jaberw0cky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tarkin?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So I have a question and I don’t know how to make it not sound insane or racist
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 month ago
Here a couple solutions. Drink one to grow up and the other to be infantile.
zout@fedia.io 1 month ago
Since about three years, there are wolves roaming in my area. I'm still fat.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Well how many did you eat?
zout@fedia.io 1 month ago
Call me daddy Grimm.
BillyClark@piefed.social 1 month ago
Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I’ve lost three children this month alone.
Malgas@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Believe it or not, release more wolves.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Check your local Republican Party HQ.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How many children do you have?
BillyClark@piefed.social 1 month ago
Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
DancingBear@midwest.social 1 month ago
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wolves really went from ecosystem management to solving everything 😭 nature’s multitool apparently.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Why are you posting this here. I’m a Burnley fan. I thought this was a safe space.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Haha please lose tomorrow, for good of the league (and Tottenham memes) 🙏
morto@piefed.social 1 month ago
That’s what we get when social activists turn furry
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 month ago
Were?
WesternInfidels@feddit.online 1 month ago
You have to let me bring them into the store, they’re my emotional support wolves
Zagorath@quokk.au 1 month ago
FTFY
Carl@hexbear.net 1 month ago