Smithers, release the hounds.
Think Bold
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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very_well_lost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck that movie. Waited 2 hours or something and it was like fucking and drugs. Not a single wolf was released on walstreet.
Aneb@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
perishthethought@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
nulluser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
These wolves look super cute tho.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
"Felt cute, might rip throats out later " - Wolfy bois
Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
But why are they being poked with pointy sticks?
Fondots@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have a lot of outdoorsy hobbies, most people who are serious about camping and hiking and such are also pretty good about leaving no trace.
But there’s also a lot of people out there who aren’t serious about it, they just think it would be fun to go out in the woods and have a party or whatever and they leave a lot of litter, start fires in inappropriate places, etc.
And at least around me, that’s generally a pretty safe thing for them to do. Theres no really no large predators left for them to be concerned about.
And I sometimes think “maybe if we just reintroduced wolves, that might be enough to dissuade some of these assholes from making a mess in the great outdoors”
Those of us who spend a lot of time outside know there’s usually not too much to worry about as long as you’re taking some basic precautions, but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
amgine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A friends husband refused to go on a trip to Canada because he was convinced they would be attacked by bears. They were going to Toronto
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
I had a froend who was attacked by bears in toronto. Had a great time.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
it’s like talking to a US tourist as to why they never visit Australia; spiders, snakes, drop bears Crocs…
night_petal@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
These are also the people that can’t figure out the bear proof trash cans at camp sites and provide hours of entertainment in their attempts to use them.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The overlap between a smart bear and a dumb human is actually pretty vast. Sometimes you gotta just accept that the dumb humans wont be able to figure it out in order to keep the smart bears out too.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Billionaires? Wolves.
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Where?
lena@gregtech.eu 3 weeks ago
This was written by a wolf
RustyShackleford@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 3 weeks ago
Sh-shaaa-uuuuuuuuu!
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Were
djdarren@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
There are two wolves in me, and I’m glad I came to this furry convention.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)
Sisyphe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Chuck Testa in 2026. Who’d’ve thought…
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
These have to be the most adorable killer wolves. One is even winking at us!
bampop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s so embarrassing when you think a wolf is winking at you but it’s really winking at the wolf behind you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s winking at the two wolves inside me. And one is winking back and the other one isn’t
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Two wolves inside you? Add more wolves.
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Were?
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did the CEO of wolves write this?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Inside you are two deer populations
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Good puppies :3
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not boars, tho.
Wolves prefer not to fuck with adult boars.
Even when European lions were still around, they’d rather go for something else over a boar. Even bear cubs or baby mammoths, with all the risks involved.
Without some metal animal like Komodo dragons, it falls to humans to keep them in check.Soup@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Humans with guns and preferably a helicopter.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good luck spotting and hitting boar from a helicopter without like extensive thermal vision and and some massive minigun and even then it’s gonna be hard.
Sneaky fuckers running in the undergrowth.
Remember they got Bobby as well
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
boars are like hundreds of lbs, and they are vicious, and not a natural prey item in usa, they are from eurasia, where the equally dangerous wild boar is native. apparently there is a distinction between a boar and a pig, the domestical feral pig is what the usa has an invasive, the eurasian boar is a different species.
TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
I especially like releasing wolves inside the capitol…
Arkthos@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
This entire thread is just Werewolf the Apocalypse in a nutshell lmao.
The concept of the game boils down to eco-terrorist werewolves getting mad and tearing the billionaires, factories, and the elementary school class that had a kid accidentally litter to shreds.
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
But pro hunting groups would say wolves are “threatening their way of life.”
Bitch we threatened wolves’ way of life when we exterminated them from habitats. Dear are not meant to populate where they have in numbers they have. The ecosystem didn’t evolve that way.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
If you’re struggling with super thick thighs and want to lose some weight, wolves eating just one of your legs will reduce your weight greatly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you’re struggling with super thick thighs, no you aren’t
Jaberw0cky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I had nearly the same conversation with my 10 year old today about how there is no problem in the world that couldn’t be solved with a giant space laser… stuck in a traffic jam, solution, giant space laser, annoying neighbour giant space laser, it could solve everything.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tarkin?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So I have a question and I don’t know how to make it not sound insane or racist
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Here a couple solutions. Drink one to grow up and the other to be infantile.
zout@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Since about three years, there are wolves roaming in my area. I'm still fat.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Well how many did you eat?
zout@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Call me daddy Grimm.
BillyClark@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I’ve lost three children this month alone.
Malgas@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
Believe it or not, release more wolves.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Check your local Republican Party HQ.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How many children do you have?
BillyClark@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
DancingBear@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wolves really went from ecosystem management to solving everything 😭 nature’s multitool apparently.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Why are you posting this here. I’m a Burnley fan. I thought this was a safe space.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Haha please lose tomorrow, for good of the league (and Tottenham memes) 🙏
morto@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
That’s what we get when social activists turn furry
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Were?
WesternInfidels@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
You have to let me bring them into the store, they’re my emotional support wolves
Zagorath@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
FTFY
Carl@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago