Too much pollution? Release wolves
in factoriesin boardrooms
FTFY
Think Bold
Submitted 18 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Zagorath@quokk.au 18 hours ago
Carl@hexbear.net 16 hours ago
Too many billionaires? We released wolves in the highest income neighborhoods in America, and you wouldn’t believe what happened next!
Aneb@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Two wolves inside you? Add more wolves.
very_well_lost@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Smithers, release the hounds.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Fuck that movie. Waited 2 hours or something and it was like fucking and drugs. Not a single wolf was released on walstreet.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Well, I mean… I don’t wanna lose ALL the weight
Also, Congress IS wolves, so that ain’t gonna work
forestbeasts@pawb.social 1 hour ago
I wish Congress were wolves. They’d be a lot cuter, more fluffy and less evil.
– Topaz
nulluser@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Fondots@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I have a lot of outdoorsy hobbies, most people who are serious about camping and hiking and such are also pretty good about leaving no trace.
But there’s also a lot of people out there who aren’t serious about it, they just think it would be fun to go out in the woods and have a party or whatever and they leave a lot of litter, start fires in inappropriate places, etc.
And at least around me, that’s generally a pretty safe thing for them to do. Theres no really no large predators left for them to be concerned about.
And I sometimes think “maybe if we just reintroduced wolves, that might be enough to dissuade some of these assholes from making a mess in the great outdoors”
Those of us who spend a lot of time outside know there’s usually not too much to worry about as long as you’re taking some basic precautions, but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
amgine@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
A friends husband refused to go on a trip to Canada because he was convinced they would be attacked by bears. They were going to Toronto
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 8 hours ago
I had a froend who was attacked by bears in toronto. Had a great time.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
it’s like talking to a US tourist as to why they never visit Australia; spiders, snakes, drop bears Crocs…
night_petal@piefed.social 13 hours ago
These are also the people that can’t figure out the bear proof trash cans at camp sites and provide hours of entertainment in their attempts to use them.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
The overlap between a smart bear and a dumb human is actually pretty vast. Sometimes you gotta just accept that the dumb humans wont be able to figure it out in order to keep the smart bears out too.
perishthethought@piefed.social 16 hours ago
djdarren@piefed.social 10 hours ago
There are two wolves in me, and I’m glad I came to this furry convention.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Billionaires? Wolves.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
These wolves look super cute tho.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
"Felt cute, might rip throats out later " - Wolfy bois
Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 15 hours ago
But why are they being poked with pointy sticks?
RustyShackleford@piefed.social 14 hours ago
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 11 hours ago
Sh-shaaa-uuuuuuuuu!
reptar@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Can someone please x-ray draw these did legs in for me? The right side of the photo in particular. It’s confusing the fuck out of me.
First alleged Kirk-killer’s tiny face and now this
bilouba@jlai.lu 5 hours ago
reptar@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You’re awesome! But no it doesn’t lol! My direction (right side) wasn’t great. Blue and yellow’s other front leg - can’t tell which I’m seeing there.
lena@gregtech.eu 18 hours ago
This was written by a wolf
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
These have to be the most adorable killer wolves. One is even winking at us!
bampop@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
It’s so embarrassing when you think a wolf is winking at you but it’s really winking at the wolf behind you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s winking at the two wolves inside me. And one is winking back and the other one isn’t
Codpiece@feddit.uk 18 hours ago
Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)
Sisyphe@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Not boars, tho.
Wolves prefer not to fuck with adult boars.
Even when European lions were still around, they’d rather go for something else over a boar. Even bear cubs or baby mammoths, with all the risks involved.
Without some metal animal like Komodo dragons, it falls to humans to keep them in check.Soup@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Humans with guns and preferably a helicopter.
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Good luck spotting and hitting boar from a helicopter without like extensive thermal vision and and some massive minigun and even then it’s gonna be hard.
Sneaky fuckers running in the undergrowth.
Remember they got Bobby as well
Arkthos@pawb.social 13 hours ago
This entire thread is just Werewolf the Apocalypse in a nutshell lmao.
The concept of the game boils down to eco-terrorist werewolves getting mad and tearing the billionaires, factories, and the elementary school class that had a kid accidentally litter to shreds.
Agent641@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Did the CEO of wolves write this?
BillyClark@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I’ve lost three children this month alone.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
How many children do you have?
BillyClark@piefed.social 2 hours ago
Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Check your local Republican Party HQ.
Malgas@beehaw.org 12 hours ago
Believe it or not, release more wolves.
DancingBear@midwest.social 10 hours ago
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
Una@europe.pub 17 hours ago
Good puppies :3
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 hours ago
If you’re struggling with super thick thighs and want to lose some weight, wolves eating just one of your legs will reduce your weight greatly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
If you’re struggling with super thick thighs, no you aren’t
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Wolves really went from ecosystem management to solving everything 😭 nature’s multitool apparently.
TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 16 hours ago
I especially like releasing wolves inside the capitol…
Avicenna@programming.dev 10 hours ago
awooooooooo
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
baatliwala@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
GiveOver@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
Why are you posting this here. I’m a Burnley fan. I thought this was a safe space.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Haha please lose tomorrow, for good of the league (and Tottenham memes) 🙏
zout@fedia.io 16 hours ago
Since about three years, there are wolves roaming in my area. I'm still fat.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
Well how many did you eat?
zout@fedia.io 15 hours ago
Call me daddy Grimm.
morto@piefed.social 13 hours ago
That’s what we get when social activists turn furry
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Inside you are two deer populations