RustyShackleford

@RustyShackleford@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a judge tells the jury to ‘forget XYZ,’ how can the jury possibly do that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is precisely why I detest being a juror. There’s always one juror questioning my memory. Consequently, I follow by repeating the last five minutes of the conversation to prove it. Subsequently, someone acts like it’s a gift, but it’s akin to living in my own personal hell. Having to recall almost everything for decades. It’s almost impossible to ever let things go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh well actually-⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. I loose interest and walk away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing as how the aliens mouth is infinitesimally small, this is completely believable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The math checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It wasn’t talked about much publicly, but Bobby Brown was secretly Gumby’s alter ego, like Hannah Montana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨load bearing worm⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do a similar ritual, and it was really reassuring. Might be an autistic thing for me though lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 22 Richest Men in the World Have More Wealth than All the Women in Africa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Jeff Bezo’s wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full circle.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, he’ll be like veal when those young American citizens get really hungry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of plant based leather uses a lot of polyurethane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Polyurethane couldn’t sell the couches because it simply as sexy as plant-based leather.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp we had a good run fam RIP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has publicly leaked an exploit kit that can hack millions of iPhones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That just tells you they know how awful iOS 26 is lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amen 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Attended a Christian school in high school and I used this joke when the opportunity came up, and the teacher was really pissed about it lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has publicly leaked an exploit kit that can hack millions of iPhones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So cool that Apple stopped making iOS 18 updates for all devices above iPhone XR. /s Forcing users on 11/12/13/14/15/16/17 devices to choose either staying on the more stable 18.7.2 where they were comfortable, or the garbage can of iOS 26. They fixed the DarkSword issue on the XR and select iPads with a 18.8 patch, but refuse to release it for anyone still on 18.7.2, on any device that’s iOS 26 compatible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do wealthy people know if the people they meet are wealthy or not?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, this is what my cousins did. It was creepy, till my I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle parts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Normal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Normal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much this, my friends and family thought I was being negative. But now, a few either, don’t like admitting it or they act like I’m a wizard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean virus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The proper way to escalate this joke is to start sending a six pack of beans after they’ve called and complained to DoorDash.

  I would be to take the excess beans after the first delivery and reuse them to drop them off at your parents. Then point out they’re clearly eating the beans if after every delivery there’s a few cans missing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do RICH people of color ever get harassed by ICE?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It works this way because rich people can afford lawyers, something the less wealthy can’t afford, along with paying their medical bills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, signal jam the cheap way. 👍 Most people don’t realize you can set this up in the breaker box lol. But I’m a stinker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Context?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is this extra blurry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My only response to Discord⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My only response to Discord⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope, not visiting that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That ‘everything’s moving’ argument is a convenient shutdown, not a dead end. We already track motion precisely, GPS corrects for relativity every second. That means relative positioning isn’t unsolved; it’s restricted.

  You wouldn’t target a spot in space. You’d target a worldline, like Earth’s continuous path through spacetime. Same path, different point.

  Saying you’d end up in empty space assumes a cartoon machine that only changes the date. A real device moves you along spacetime itself.

  So when people say time travel is impossible because there’s no reference frame, what they really mean is: you don’t have access to the frame that works. Not impossible. Classified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope, not visiting that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally. Thank you. Someone thinking past the punch bowl.

  Forget paradoxes, pathogens are the real problem. You don’t need to step on a butterfly to wreck the timeline; you just need a 21st-century rhinovirus and a handshake. Entire villages, gone. History rewritten by a sneeze.

  Any responsible time traveler would be sealed head to toe. No exposed skin, no shared air, no hors d’oeuvres. Certainly no cake. You don’t know what yeast does to medieval Europe when it’s had a few centuries of upgrades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope, not visiting that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, I’m speaking hypothetically, legally, and for educational purposes only… you fast-forward a few decades and suddenly certain names appear in court documents and flight logs, not convictions, not proof of wrongdoing, just… associations. Enough to make a careful chrononaut say, ‘You know what? I’m not popping back in time to shake hands and eat shrimp.’

  The absence at that party wasn’t evidence that time travel failed. It was evidence that it worked, and everyone who could come already knew how the story looked later.

  History doesn’t just judge actions. It judges proximity. And no self-respecting time traveler shows up early to something that turns awkward in hindsight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More like tree fiddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I would really appreciate knowing her thoughts on it as someone else with OCD. As long as I can still function with Abilify, Buspar made me so tired that I started napping for three hours a day, on top of my regular sleep schedule. I’m not even a napper, lol.