Is this how I find out the nukes were launched?
Welp we had a good run fam RIP
Submitted 2 months ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
marcos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only if you are constantly refreshing lemmy. Otherwise, no, you will find out before reading here.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if lemmy is the only website I use?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How can i keep hearing about people close to me and around me dying of cancer young, yet these guys are still alive and going
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
All they had to do is sit at a gas station until rich, leech of their parents, exploit the younger population, and gauge housing.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
💰
halfapage@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]idealotus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But they’re coming back (allegedly)
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Earth have survived extinction events before. And it will survive them again.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
We’re fucked, the Earth is still going to be here for billions more years.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Yeah, Earth will be fine. It’s got all the time in the world to recover, literally.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Someday paleontologists will discover doomer memes from the Pleistocene, the Cretaceous, the Permian, the Devonian, and the Ordovician all predicting the same thing: “this is it, the end!”.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Someday, they will discover the remains of dead archaeologists among remains of dinosaurs and will have to wonder if we lived at the same time
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Silurian hypothesis: chronically online edition
7101334@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not so sure life on Earth could recover from global nuclear war.
But if we can avoid that then yeah we’re probably fine.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Life can absolutely recover. People do joke about it but cockroaches are ridiculously resilient. And so are tardigrades.
razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Crawl out through the Fallout baby
chunes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Even the most pessimistic models predict half of the biosphere surviving nuclear war.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social 2 months ago
Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Three bullets would solve most of the world’s problems. Okay, maybe a few more, but you get the idea.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We don’t need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. – MAGAs, probably
miraclerandy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My mom is like this. Anything that is bad for the world instantly becomes a problem Jesus will fix when he returns. One thing I like to counter this with is: in the bible God had all his followers do all the work to fix things, so doesn’t that just mean you’ll be spending the end of the world cleaning up this mess?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Evangelicals really are like this.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“The democrats are destroying the planet”
-the American left
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Earth will wash its hands of us, and life will continue. Even if we do cause extreme damage to the planet, and much of life is wiped out somehow, there’s still plenty of time left for another advanced civilization to eventually arise and possibly be much more successful than we’ve been.
However, I do wonder if the competitive nature of life on Earth, and possibly everywhere in this universe, makes inevitable that every “intelligent” species eventually wipes itself out.
timestatic@feddit.org 2 months ago
Those guys (like us) are only existent for the blink of a moment. No matter how important they seem today, in death all are equal and the planet and people will still be around long after they’re gone
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If theres a shared afterlife theres gonna be a lot of people hanging around waiting for them
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
shared afterlife
oh dear god no, please send me to the void thank you
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
what did those fuckers do again?
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Fucked us all.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re missing a few billion faces but ok
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
d’aaawwww, look, it thinks it’s in charge of “shitposts”!
So cute
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
hug.gif
infinitevalence@discuss.online 2 months ago
Life will be fine, humans are fucked.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Does humanity need to take the rest of the planet down with them?
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Earth (and life) will be around long after humans have destroyed themselves.
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is the only thing that makes me happy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
Image
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*After a small subset if wealthy humans kill us all.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t tease me like that
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, would scarcely know that we were gone.
toynbee@piefed.social 2 months ago
“The Earth is fine. People are fucked.”
rogsson@piefed.social 2 months ago
Oh stop talking dirty, I’m getting exited over here
bonenode@piefed.social 2 months ago
Every time. Every time when its a meme or article about the “end of the world”, every time someone, maybe more than just one person, just has to make this profound statement.
This is how they look after pressing send: Image
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Not comforting. All that is left is creatures eating each other in a circle, not much good.