Is this how I find out the nukes were launched?
Welp we had a good run fam RIP
Submitted 1 month ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
marcos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only if you are constantly refreshing lemmy. Otherwise, no, you will find out before reading here.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if lemmy is the only website I use?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How can i keep hearing about people close to me and around me dying of cancer young, yet these guys are still alive and going
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
All they had to do is sit at a gas station until rich, leech of their parents, exploit the younger population, and gauge housing.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
💰
halfapage@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]idealotus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But they’re coming back (allegedly)
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Earth have survived extinction events before. And it will survive them again.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
We’re fucked, the Earth is still going to be here for billions more years.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yeah, Earth will be fine. It’s got all the time in the world to recover, literally.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Someday paleontologists will discover doomer memes from the Pleistocene, the Cretaceous, the Permian, the Devonian, and the Ordovician all predicting the same thing: “this is it, the end!”.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Someday, they will discover the remains of dead archaeologists among remains of dinosaurs and will have to wonder if we lived at the same time
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Silurian hypothesis: chronically online edition
7101334@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not so sure life on Earth could recover from global nuclear war.
But if we can avoid that then yeah we’re probably fine.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Life can absolutely recover. People do joke about it but cockroaches are ridiculously resilient. And so are tardigrades.
razzazzika@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Crawl out through the Fallout baby
chunes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even the most pessimistic models predict half of the biosphere surviving nuclear war.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social 1 month ago
Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Three bullets would solve most of the world’s problems. Okay, maybe a few more, but you get the idea.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We don’t need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. – MAGAs, probably
miraclerandy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My mom is like this. Anything that is bad for the world instantly becomes a problem Jesus will fix when he returns. One thing I like to counter this with is: in the bible God had all his followers do all the work to fix things, so doesn’t that just mean you’ll be spending the end of the world cleaning up this mess?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Evangelicals really are like this.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The democrats are destroying the planet”
-the American left
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Earth will wash its hands of us, and life will continue. Even if we do cause extreme damage to the planet, and much of life is wiped out somehow, there’s still plenty of time left for another advanced civilization to eventually arise and possibly be much more successful than we’ve been.
However, I do wonder if the competitive nature of life on Earth, and possibly everywhere in this universe, makes inevitable that every “intelligent” species eventually wipes itself out.
timestatic@feddit.org 1 month ago
Those guys (like us) are only existent for the blink of a moment. No matter how important they seem today, in death all are equal and the planet and people will still be around long after they’re gone
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If theres a shared afterlife theres gonna be a lot of people hanging around waiting for them
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
shared afterlife
oh dear god no, please send me to the void thank you
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
what did those fuckers do again?
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Fucked us all.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re missing a few billion faces but ok
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
d’aaawwww, look, it thinks it’s in charge of “shitposts”!
So cute
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
hug.gif
infinitevalence@discuss.online 1 month ago
Life will be fine, humans are fucked.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Does humanity need to take the rest of the planet down with them?
pennomi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Earth (and life) will be around long after humans have destroyed themselves.
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 1 month ago
This is the only thing that makes me happy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Image
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
*After a small subset if wealthy humans kill us all.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Don’t tease me like that
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, would scarcely know that we were gone.
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
“The Earth is fine. People are fucked.”
rogsson@piefed.social 1 month ago
Oh stop talking dirty, I’m getting exited over here
bonenode@piefed.social 1 month ago
Every time. Every time when its a meme or article about the “end of the world”, every time someone, maybe more than just one person, just has to make this profound statement.
This is how they look after pressing send: Image
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Not comforting. All that is left is creatures eating each other in a circle, not much good.