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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  An average full size truck sits at 6". This short king is the height of a 12 year old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My shopping list: Coal⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything was open late before covid. Wegmans and Walmart were 24/7, we had pizza places open till 3am, etc.

  During college I worked retail on second shift, it wasn’t so bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will probably taste better than usual⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just add olive oil, skip the vinegar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck Zionism⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit is a vast network…

  Damn do I love lemmie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same Shafeeq, same.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That was the point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh you’re looking to add black beans to your chili. That’s a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You’re on your way to making the best chili. Go you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨question for the culture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  His house isn’t the problem… Expand your horizons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some neighbors have no chill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting park sculpture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bow-chicka-wow-wow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped taking drugs and let me tell you, this world if still awful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the lead. They inhaled too much leaded gasoline fumes and lived during the golden era when a job at the hardware store was enough to afford a 2,500sq/ft house and 4 kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full circle.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I think he’s saying if you know I’m the enemy, I should die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YTA, set her free. She deserves to explore herself and rack up a body count in the triple digits before being owned by a man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't win⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got my shit together just in time to watch the world go to shit. Life’s great paradox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yellow thing 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the white spots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally someone we can get behind!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The answer is Russian bias

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the colour blonde apparently only exist in human hair?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Camels, golden receivers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way this egg peels in infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When it comes to niche kitchen gadgets the vast majority get a pass, but a cheap egg cooker is well worth the space it takes up. You can do soft/medium/hard boiled and they peel much easier. Also a really healthy snack for your pups.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp we had a good run fam RIP⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average cig⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So glad I gave this shit up 17 years ago and have dozens of other problems that only alcohol can solve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be afraid, add to the chaos and confuse the lemmings