Some neighbors have no chill

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

  All the trees tree’s leafs leaves falled fell into onto my lawn and know now I need to rake it

  That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can’t even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also, “i have to rake it”. Do you though? What did the Earth do before we came along with our goddamned rakes?

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    • SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Considering they’re in a neighborhood with a HOA, they might have to rake the leaves or get slapped with a fine. Many HOAs are strict about lawns.

      Not saying they’re justified in trying to get their neighbors evicted. I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.

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• greygore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  nowing their they’re

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  • SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That part actually hurt

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah this part sealed the deal for me that this is rage bait

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought I had a stroke.

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you smell toast?

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• ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.

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• EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My sister and her husband pass out cotton candy and cocktails for Halloween. They are the favorite house on many people’s trick-or-treat route. They’ve done it for so long that kids that grew up in the area are grown and excited to bring their own children to their house.

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thats cute as fuck :)

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  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We’ve got a guy who’s a wine distributor. On Halloween, adults get to try and compare a few different wines. Love it.

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• gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  in defense of kansas karen, having a neighbor that smokes weed all the time sucks. that shit reeks ass from a block away.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I find the same thing with cigarettes tbh. I wouldn’t mind my neighbour doing it if she didn’t smoke my old brand, though…

    Not that I’d ever say anything

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it smells heavenly, so that’s subjective. I’d probably get along better with my neighbors if they were smokers.

    … Why are you defending Karen anyway??

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    • EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because there’s nothing wrong with people who don’t want to smell something they find offensive all the time.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Revving your engine every time you come home is asshole behavior though.

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was thinking the same, I’d like more context though, if it’s a quick throttle blip (or like if they’re driving stick and need to reverse the car up a slope) could be understandable. If they’re bouncing it off the rev limiter for a minute that’s a different kettle of fish. Given the rest of the post I’m erring on the side of it being blown out of proportion.

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  • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m going to guess it relates to their neighbour trying to get the mayor and 911 to evict them from their legally owned home…

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hate air pollution and second hand smoking so I’m on Karen’s side of this. Smoking affects people around you as well.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mmmm, cancer…

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  • jellygoose@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Air pollution lmao

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• Michal@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Should contact the FCC about theír illegal solicitation of being the first neighborhood to get Google fiber?

  Fake rage bait 🤷‍♂️

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  • northface@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I also did a double take on that sentence, what an odd thing to say.

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• stray@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the first time I’ve seen a red circle without knowing what it’s supposed to be indicating. It centers on the number of shares??

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  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it’s to link “I want them to move” and “I need them out yesterday”

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People agreeing? Yeah idgi either

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  • kayohtie@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it’s to point out the first comment having more likes than the post itself.

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• spacesatan@leminal.space ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dumb top reply considering all of their complaints are about stuff that is not contained to the neighbors property, except the google fiber thing which is just bizarre.

  As soon as you’re making other people smell and hear something you’re making it their business.

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• recentSlinky@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know this is not the point of this but raking (and mowing) lawns needs to stop being a thing. It’s bad for the lawn, the plants around, the essential bugs, and bad for the environment. Even aesthetically, it looks bland and stupid.

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think monoculture lawns look really cool and doubly so if they are neat and clean with some nice landscaping to pair. It can be gorgeous.

    Unfortunately, it’s unethical, unsustainable, and I will avoid it myself, but to say it looks bland and stupid seems like your prerogative is to shame other people into doing the right thing. Which, good luck with that.

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    • recentSlinky@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s fair, probably just my subjective opinion. But i don’t understand why so many people don’t find a diversity of plants and colors more beautiful and simulating to the mind than a monoculture. It’s your prerogative to think it looks nice too i guess.

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I also think it looks really wasteful and ugly. Seriously I dont understand how beauty is in the eye in the beholder in this case.

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  • shirasho@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do think lawns need maintenance but not every Mobday morning at 6AM holy shit fuck you lawnmowers.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s funny I was just talking to my oldest, who said “I never feel more like a middle aged Karen than when I have to call the non emergency police line about something going on” and I said “I don’t know how I didn’t manage to raise you with a healthy fear of the police. I have called them once only.”

  I remember what I called them about, too. The police helicopter was circling and circling and the baby (same one who is the woman in the comment above) kept crying because she couldn’t sleep, I called 911, asked for the non emergency #, called and asked what the heck was going on, told them if they were chasing someone they had lost them. They put me on hold then came back and said it was training! I told them it had been hours and my kid couldn’t sleep. It did end soon after (probably nothing to do with my call) and hopefully at least let them know it was problematic.

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How about instead of bitching online and wanting to try to get their neighbor in trouble, Karen grows a pair and goes and has a civil conversation with the neighbor. If they are as friendly as stated, that would be the adult thing to do.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It brings up the question of environmental conventions.

    Like imagine you lived in one place in the world, then moved to another. Certain expectations of behavior would almost certainly be super different.

    Let’s say something you do isn’t the norm there, but was the norm where you moved from, and that thing you do bothers other people.

    Whose responsibility is it to act?

    Yours, who has just moved somewhere new and different?

    Or theirs, who are irritated by the behavior or thing?

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• stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hate people who consider trees nothing but problems. Such people should be cut down.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Those are indeed asshole neighbours. You’re posting it because you think she’s wrong?

  Buying a sports car to be noisy with it is drug dealer behaviour

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Especially in a neighborhood. I used to live in this one apartment that had the worst other residents. Like, don’t blast your music in the middle of the night? Don’t smoke indoors. Don’t burn the building down. Take out your trash, ever. And don’t use a subwoofer, I cannot believe the amount of people who think this is okay EVER, or in the middle of the night. It wasn’t a small building, too. Using a sub for hours in the middle of the night had to have ruined like a hundred different people’s sleep.

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• crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Turbo Karen lol. How neighborly, bet she’s a Christian.

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  • SamB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, I do have a neighbor that does rev his bike under my bedroom window and listens to loud music a lot. It kind of gets you at some point.

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    • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had those neighbors growing up. Loud parties until 1 am on school nights, constantly revving their motorcycle. They also parked a boom lift in their driveway and I’d routinely wake up to their teen son looking in my second floor bedroom window.

      Surprise, talking with them didn’t help anything. My dad helped by getting me earplugs. My mom told me to stop bothering her by having needs.

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    • crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but like…would you consider having a normal adult conversation with them about it before calling in the police?

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How is it the neighbors fault that you’re in the first neighborhood to get google fiber

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  • Kirp123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They ruined her lawn.

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  • JordanZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My assumption is that neighbor got Google fiber and during install they had to run the fiber across their lawn to the junction box. My neighborhood has Google fiber. There is an access at the street every two houses. I’m assuming ‘neighborhood’ is yet another typo in that post overflowing with them.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is EXACTLY why I will never be part of a HOA.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t even need HOA for this. This is what half of the posts on any Nextdoor or town Facebook page look like. There’s an internet-based firehose of impotent rage simmering just under the surface of every “quiet” suburbia in the US and it’s all this same type of shit

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, but see here’s the thing. I don’t care what those people say. I’m not legally obligated to give a shit what they think of me.

      Whereas with HOAs, if they think your door handle is the wrong color, you get fined. And it’s legally binding.

      But these fuckwits on facebook and whatever the fuck other apps, can eat my entire asshole, as I give them the finger.

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Forget the red circle, what’s up with the last sentence? Is it so hard to read what you wrote before you hit send?

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t think their all they’re 😀

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Imagine, in you will, this bitter, hateful collection of skin folds wedged into her motorized chair, wheezing, tossing the oxygen hose back over her shoulder while her fat little unmanicured thumbs angrily throw themselves at the mucous-stained phone screen…over and over and over…like little raging marinara-covered kamikaze pilots, with little to no regard for spelling, grammar, or hygiene. The phone makes its best effort to autocorrect the jumbled barrage of entitlement being ejaculated into it, but in reality, it just wants to die - just like her husband.

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sounds fake as hell tbh

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  • Stern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No one has ever had a bad neighbor? Or no one has ever complained about petty bullshit on Facebook? Or Karens aren’t real?

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    • imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “nowing their they’re” makes it pretty obvious it’s fake

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    • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is not what I commented.

      Why are so many arguments on the Internet started like this where a specific, qualified claim is made and then the response tries to pretend a universal, unqualified, ridiculous claim was made instead?

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would hope the 911 dispatcher either hung up on her or ripped into her for trying to waste emergency resources on petty bullshit. Isn’t that a charge?

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  • PixTupy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would guess you call the non emergency number for noise complaints.

    Unless it’s like that time I called emergency at like 1 am for noise on the upstairs apartment, but it sounded like a domestic violence situation.

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did FromSoft make this person? They sound like the origin story for a ghost made out of hate.

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• skhayfa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why are they happy? It should be forbidden, everyone needs to be more miserable than me!

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• Blurstoftimes@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is pure Kansas City Karenness.

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m in this group. That was unexpected.

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We need more info

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not much to tell. It was what the group name made it out to be. Saw some really interesting stuff there. But it looks like they’re going to start doing this weird clickbait bullshit like so many groups do.

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• twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  if it was as bad as she was making it out to be I’d be pretty pissed off too. It’s probably not though. Loud music very occasionally is okay but I’d expect it to be turned off around 10/11 unless it was a very special occasion and I’d been warned in advance (and invited). I doubt the smell of weed is that bad. They shouldn’t be handing out alcohol.

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  • phar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dude people give adult beverages to the adults walking their kids around in every neighborhood. It’s not a big deal. They’re not handing beers to toddlers.

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What kind of country music? Cause she could be in the right here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRdkrDk0BQ0

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  People under the stairs - Acid Raindrops

  youtu.be/Dm6hcG5GT24

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