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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RustyShackleford@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who among us hasn’t hired a prostitute to utilize the carpool lane? Traffics awful in the LA area.

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    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      among us

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A sex worker would never say that as an actual agreement and not just a flirty one liner.

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Everyone has hard lines, and very quickly learns how to enforce them

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    • menas@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yep, however the main issue here is the price

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  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The fuck is coffee jelly?

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    • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Jelly made with coffee. Ddg pics

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      • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Huh. I am filled with a combination of “I don’t know what I expected” and “That looks tasty actually, gotta make some”.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean I kinda get it, but the joke it’s sort of like hiring a lawyer and then asking them to do your dishes.

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    • forgetfulmeat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s more the cliche of sex workers saying they’ll do “anything” as a kind of innuendo without incriminating themselves. The joke is playing off the use of the word “anything”

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